[Episode 28537] [Episode 28537]Pulling on his mustache, Soun queried, "What of his son, the turncoat tamer?"
Akuma frowned, "Wasn't there, or I would have killed him too. I got all the pokeballs."
"Good," responded Soun, "Maybe his mother knows of his whereabouts." Then, grinning evily, he shouted, "NODOKA, I SCREW YOU!"
Shiela was having a blast, after the meeting with Jeremy and his pokegirl, her mistress and master were inseperable. Tamings had become much more regular, and she considered the addition of the MouseWife, Kasumi, an incredible blessing! How could one pokegirl know so many ways to cook fish?!!?
Ranma, however, was walking with Brianna, "So we're only a couple of days away from your home town now?" Ranma considered the upcoming meeting of parents scary, but anything was more comfortable than interrupting Kiyone's and Asrial's discussion! "Brrr," Ranma shuddered while looking over at the pokegirl and his girlfriend.
"I call this the Terminator 2000," Kiyone bragged, "I have an accurate range of other two kilometers with the scope, and it can blow through 4 inches of steel!" Then, her and Asrial began to laugh like maniacs, passing more firearms between one another...
Shiela was on lookout, but was having a hard time thinking about anything more than the plan to make sure that her master and mistress would be bound to each other FOREVER!!! "First," she began mumbling to herself, "we gotta keep them dependant on one another..." Lost in thought, she almost missed the rustling sound in front of the travelling group.
Grinning with a wicked smile, Nodoka looked at Soun, "Hai, you want what?"
"Your son, damnit!" Soun was exasperated. After an hour, and this bitch was still talking him in circles. If she kept this up, Akuma would lose all resemblence of respect for him. "You stupid slut," he began, "you will tell me what I want to know! I'm your master now!"
Nodoka was a disturbed pokewoman, that was for sure, but she knew two things. First, her master, and lover, was still alive. Second, she knew that this skinny pus-bag finally shown his true colors. Now, if she could only get the other pokeballs...
In a wooded area, about a day behind Ranma, Kiima was tormenting her master's father... Again...
C R A C K
Slapping Genma, Kiima frowned, "Stop calling that pokegirl names! How in the hell do you expect a new pokegirl to perform well if you keep calling her a fridgid bitch?"
"But, but, but..." Genma grumbled, "She's an Icemaiden! Damnit, she is fridgid!"
"You're a stupid jackass, you know that?" quipped the Firemaiden, "I shouldn't have won her for you."
Grumbling, Genma conceded, "Well, it serves your purposes too. I know you don't want to blow your cover."
"That's beside the point, fat-ass," Kiima was getting frustrated, "And, what kind of name is 'FridgidBitch' anyway? Do you want her to shove an icicle up your ass? Huh? Do you?!!?"
S M A C K
"What was that for?" Genma moaned.
"For whatever it was you were thinking," Kiima spat.
"I'm not 'FridgidBitch', what's wrong with my master?" the icemaiden asked calmly.
Rolling her eyes, Kiima responded, "He's old, fat, balding, blind, perverted, lost his balls, drunk, stupid, ignorant...."
"Hey!"
"Care to prove me wrong? Are you man enough to treat a pokegirl with dignity? Don't give me the bullshit about running off after we find Ranma either! You got him into this mess, and you're going to help get him out," the FireMaiden/ Phoenix lectured.
"Oh, yeah! I'll show you!" Genma proclaimed! He was the best trainer ever; he
just had more important things on his mind. Like, how to get his dear no-chan...
Like, how to get that boys' mother back.
The Icemaiden said nothing through the entire exchange. She had been through several master already. All the tamers thought the wanted an icemaiden, but she felt that most of them just didn't know what they wer getting into. "Oh well," she thought, "in another couple of weeks, he'll pass me off to some other trainer."
Icemaiden, the Frigid Pokegirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Ice
Frequency: Uncommon
Diet: Vegetarian
Role: Sometimes a pet, often found working in cold environments.
Libido: Very low. Not usually subject to typical Feral problems, more often a craving that leads to distraction.
Strong Against: Water, Fighting
Weak Against: Fire, Steel
Attacks: Cold Snap, Heat Drain, Kick, Punch, Ice Barrier
Evolves: Yuki-onna (Edo League), Snow Queen (evolution mechanism uncertain), Ice Princess
Enhancements: Elemental Affinity: Ice, immune to nonmagical cold
One of the last types supposedly developed by Sukebe in the War, these coldly logical females saw which way the war was going and surrendered en masse in return for certain considerations. Like the Amazonchan, there is an Icemaiden Preserve though this is located in icebound lands far to the north. They are very much like human women in many respects, though their body temperature is far lower than a human's and they have trouble operating in high temperatures. It takes a very special Tamer to be able to engage their emotions, but those who do find Icemaidens can become quite friendly though they never lose their cool demeanor. Therefore, many Pokegirls find them distant and annoying unlike the cuddly and warm demeanor of other friendlier Pokegirls, like Kittens and CharAmandas.
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