"Oh my," said a reawakening Kasumi, "I had the most odd dream..."
"It wasn't."
The eldest Tendo put a hand to her mouth. "You mean that Akane is really..?"
"Yeah."
"And that's her running through my clothes lines?"
"Uh-huh."
"Won't that lead them out of the..."
"Oh yeah."
"Oh," sighed Kasumi as she fainted again.
"It will be the day!" delcared Mrs. Yamura as she lifted the vase from her table. Finally, even with all the problems that those Tendo's next door had caused, she had created the flower arrangement that would win her the prize in the contest. "Let's see that old hag Terada beat this!"
"Did you say something dear?" asked her husband from behind his paper.
"Why do I even bother? You wouldn't even notice a freight train running through here. But you'll see when I getfirst prize, and notihing will ruin that for me!"
And then a naked, well built boy slammed, feet first into her table, and took off running.
Following him was looked to be an equally unclothed Akane Tendo waving a giant mallet and yelling something about "perverts".
After that was the old pervert that she had seen in her underwear drawer once.
Last came the Chinese boy yelling about hair care products and 'Don Juans'.
Leaving her with a destroyed table, and clutching her vase to her chest.
Her husband poked his head out from behind the paper. "Hey, what happened here?"
Today would be the day that Tatewakei Kuno would make Akane Tendo and the pigtailed girl be his. He had his sword at his side, flowers in his hands, and looked suitibly impressive in his hakama.
But what ever could that noise be? There had been no call for rain.
"ARGH! I KNOW THAT RANMA'S BEHIND THIS!"
"COME BACK HERE AND DIE PERVERT!"
"YOU MUST PAY FOR RUINING MY COLLECTION!"
"AKANE, YOU WILL FACE JUSTICE FOR PLAYING YOUR GAMES WITH MY POOR SHAMPOO'S HEART!"
At Mousse's shout, Kuno left the image of the glorious sight of Akane nude, and ran after Mousse. "FOUL CREITN! KNOW YOU NOT THAT ONE SO CHASTE AND PURE CAN NOT BE SULLIED WITH SUCH ACCUSATIONS?!"
"Um... Sato?"
"Yeah Tetsuda?
"I didn't see Akane Tendo... you know."
"I think we did., along with the rest of the guys."
"You know what that means..."
"Heh," chorused the pair as the Hentai Horde (a.k.a. the 'Beat Akane to date her' group) set out after the youngest Tendo.)
"Hey Keikeis! They'll be no streakin' around hea!"
As the Principal ran off after the group, Yuka asked Sayuri, "You want to get the paper bags, or should I?"
"Let's get them together."
And the youngest Tendo's friends went to do just that while,:
(Posted Thu, 20 Feb 2003 06:00)
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