[Episode 29917] [Episode 29917]There was Shampoo, wearing a ribbon. It was a 1 inch wide ribbon of sufficient length that it formed "boots", laced up her legs, managed to conceal in the manner of a bikini the Amazon's... uhm... crotch and the ends of her breasts, formed a little bow on her neck, then laced down her arms to terminate in cuffs just below her wrists.
There was the clatter of silverware in the restaurant as patrons took in the look that Shampoo was directing at Ukyo. Sensual, half-lidded, a slight pout in place - smouldering to the point of about breaking out into a fire.
"Sh-sh-sh-shampoo?!" Ukyo was aware that had come out as a panicked squeak but couldn't help herself.
"Is time for Ukyo to unwrap her wedding gift," said Shampoo in a sensual growling tone.
The customer at table 4 started choking on his okonomiyaki and Konatsu was trying to assist while staring at the scene before him.
Ukyo backed up to her grill, Shampoo continued to press forward, not touching but certainly invading her space.
"Does Ukyo want to try new okonomiyaki recipe?" Shampoo suggested, looking Ukyo directly in the eye. "Have really too too good topping for her to try. Once you try, you never go back."
"Ah, hah, eep, eek!" Ukyo was trying to find some clever comeback line but was having trouble not just devolving into a quick panic.
Shampoo brought up a finger she'd splashed with sauce and began to delicately trace along Ukyo's cheek heading for her mouth. At the same time she began to lean close.
Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!
Ukyo ran as if all the hoolies of Hell were on her heel, wondering where her uniform top and trailing breast bindings that Shampoo's other hand had been busy removing. "AAAAAA!"
Shampoo bounced along, one hand still clutching the end of said breast bindings. "AIREN! YOU GETS BACK HERE!"
Konatsu, bewildered, befuddled, and somewhat turned on, chased after Shampoo to rescue his "UKYO SAMA!"
Naturally, they quickly joined up with the other chase scene.
We now rejoin the regular chase scene, already in progress.
The security guard looked up, wondering if it was going to storm. No. Thunder didn't continue to build volume like this.
"RANMA! SOMEHOW YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS! BECAUSE OF YOU, I'VE SEEN HELL!" Ryouga wondered when he was going to get lost and could it please be soon.
"PERVERT! LECH! AND HOW DARE YOU SAY I LOOK LIKE HELL!" Akane's mallet now bore markings which read "300t". She was still sufficiently torqued that she hadn't noticed her nakedness other than to quickly put on some of the lingerie that had been draped over her.
A nearly blind Mousse ran behind Akane. "Akane Tendo! You Casanova! How dare you play with Shampoo's heart?!"
"Akane Tendo! Let me view your glory whilst I defendeth thee!" Tatewaki Kuno was not about to give up the chase.
Happosai had fallen behind and quieted. Akane running while wearing his preciousness had caused him to become a bit distracted.
"Akane Tendo! Let us get pictures!" The Horde O Hentai™ was still in pursuit. Obviously.
Kodachi yawned sleepily, noticed the procession, shrugged, and wondered if she should just go home and get more shut eye.
ding ding
Yuka and Sayuri were riding bicycles and therefore able to keep up. "This sure beats running."
The security guard saw all this coming and had a feeling that trying to stop it was futile. Therefore he stepped aside, waited for the procession to pass, then drew billy club and whistle and began his own pursuit.
Meanwhile the sign over the door, proclaiming this as "Busty Stripper Nymphomaniac Film Stars Convention III" fluttered down from where it had been taped up.
"EEK!" "EEP!" "LOOK OUT!" "HEY!" "COME BACK HERE, YOU! Oh sorry... EEEK!" "AKANE TENDO, THE FULL SCOPE OF YOUR PERVERSIONS IS NOW KNOWN TO ME!" "SWEET O! I hope this dream never ends!" "Ahhhh! Foul wench! Away with thee!" ding ding! "Get him girls!"
Wham Bang Crash Boom
Out the other side. Now joined by the somewhat ditzy twenty actresses who figured this had to be a film being made by the convention organizers. Well, they knew their part!
Out Convention Center A, into Convention Center B.
Had the owners of the convention center ever noticed, they would have seen the folly of placing the "Busty Stripper Nymphomaniac Film Stars Convention III" in one building and a mere 100ft away scheduling the "Outraged Overly Violent Women Against Perverts" (an anti-Happosai group). On seeing the chase, their reactions were sort of foreordained.
"What?" "HEY!" "That girl was wearing *my* underwear!" "That was Happosai!" "The underwear thief!" "Perverts! Crush! Kill! Destroy!"
"WAAAAA! RANMA! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!" "COME BACK HERE!" "THAT'S MY LINE, TENDO!" "Don't worry my love, I'll save you!" "Whoa!" "Akane! Don't run so fast!" "Come back here, cutie!" "Dibs on the girl in the lacey blue set! She's got to be the star." Ding ding "Stop in the lame of the naw! Or something..."
"Waaaa! Shampoo! I am not a lesbian!" "Shampoo think Spatula Girl not realize she topless." "Ukyo-sama!"
The martial arts jazz band noticed the chase scene, turned their pages to "Yakety sax" and joined the chase. Mainly because business sucked at their current corner.
(Posted Thu, 20 Feb 2003 12:30)
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