Lendo couldn't believe his luck! Right here in front of him was that cash-cow, Sextome! As he laughed heartily, he had images of league-credits dancing in his head. The things he would buy, the pokegirls he would grind!
"Master."
There was that Butter-she the rancher in Buckshiney was selling, oh man was she ever hot with a libido to match. Oh, what he could do with that pokegirl! Then there were the ones from the regular ranchers that he wanted to add to his collection...
"MASTER!"
"Yes," Lendo thought, "I would like a Wasp, Joltina, Amachop, and maybe even a FairyCute or SexyCute! Oh, I'm so rich!"
"MASTER!"
K A B O O M ! !
Lendo's weak voice then came from behind the charred corner of the van, "Ichi- Koo, I (caugh) screw you!"
Ignoring the plopping sound, Ichi-Koo began, "Who shall taste my blade?!!? Choose your PokeGirl well, Sextome! And... If another gun is pulled, the Merrowl will start using the turret!"
"MEEERRROOOOWL! That's RRRRRight!"
Twisting his neck from side to side, Ranma made several popping noises before cracking his knuckles, "C'mon, I can take you!"
Ranma was interrupted by a tapping on his shoulder...
"Ranma," Washu explained, "You're supposed to have a pokegirl fight the other pokegirl for you."
"No way! I can fight my own battles!" Ranma exclaimed, not wanting to give up on the chance for a good fight.
"Ranma, master," Gina added, "That's what PokeGirls are for, it's the basis for our society!"
Before another word could be uttered by either party....
"Aaaaaiiiiiyyyaaa!" came a new voice, then a burst of flames engulfed the Rivalsan pokegirl!
A noted a new red-headed girl, well probably a pokegirl, bouncing off of the fallen form of Ichi-Koo...
"Master!" the new pokegirl exclaimed, "I've missed you!" In a single bound, the new pokegirl flew into Ranma pulling him into a full Amazonchan-glomp! "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you," the pokegirl repeated like the chanting of a monk. Then, the tears began, "I was stuck in my pokeball for so long, and I thought you were dead, and I was soooo scared that I'de never see you again, and it scared me because I could only think of you, and...." the pokegirls voice died into nothing but whimpers, as she held onto her master for dear life.
Most of Ranma's Harem was staring at what was once team Rivalsan, save for Nabiki, whome was currently trying to loosen her harem-sister, Kiima's, grip, so Ranma could breath, "I know you miss him, Kiima, but don't choke him to death, really."
No, the rest of the harem, along with Asrial, was staring at a Krispy-Krittered© Ichi-Koo, a flambasted trainer, and a frozen Merrowl.
Blink.
Blink-Blink.
Blink-Blink-Blink
"Hello," stated a new voice coming from an apparant IceMaiden, "my master wishes to speak with his son."
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