"Why yes." The IceMaiden answered.
"Just who are you?" Asrial asked.
"I am FrigidBitch." The IceMaiden answered. "Currently, I am Genma's Alpha."
Ranma's eye twitched. "What?"
Asrial growled. "He's calling you what!?"
The IceMaiden blinked. "FrigidBitch."
Kiima let go of Ranma, her anger temorarilly overcoming her joy at being reunited with her master. "Damn it, I toldyou already! Your name is NOT FrigidBitch! It is Rei! Rei Ayanami! Got it!?"
The IceMaiden Rei blinked. "But Master likes to call me 'FrigidBitch'."
Ranma found himself clenching and opening his fists. "Okay, just where is Pops anyway!"
"Right here!" Came a male voice. Ranma, Asrial, Washu, Kiyone, Kiima, Rei, Britanny, Gina, Kasumi, and Nabiki looked up to see Genma standing on a branch of one of the trees around the clearing.
"Yes, it is I! Genma Sextome!" Genma stated. "The path of a true Tamer is frought with peril! Once dead, I have literally come back to make the wrong things right! I have come to bring my son back onto the true-"
Having walked over to the tree his 'father'was on while Genma talked, Ranma then kicked the tree, causing Genma to fall off, and land face-first to the ground.
"... Path..." Genma groaned.
Ranma shook his head. This Genma definitely wasn't a martial artist either. "Listen old man, first off, stop calling Rei over there 'FrigidBitch'. It's not good for a Pokegirl's self-esteem."
Genma stood back up. "Stupid boy! Have you forgotten a tenant of the Anything Goes School of Pokegirl Taming and Lechery? You NEVER let the Pokegirl feel good and powerful!"
Then as an after-thought, Genma decided to play the 'poor, innocent me' act. "Oh, my only son! To treat me so poorly after all the time I spent training him."
"Oh?" Ranma asked.
"Yes." Genma sniffled. "Like the Nekoshojo-Ken, where I threw you into the pit of horny Feral Catgirls, to teach you the art of Taming a Cat-type Pokegirl in the most dangerous of situations. Or the Ocean-born, where I tied you up in chains and an anchor and threw you into the water. True, those Titacruels almost devoured you, but your swimming skills were enhanced greatly. And there were the times we went off into the woods to work on your speeds. Boy, you were great at running and dodging thanks to all those times we were chased by Buzbreast swarms..."
Ranma groaned. It seemed like this world's version of his Pops was just as stupid as his own world's father.
It was then Ranma heard Asrial and the Pokegirls growling. He smirked as he got an idea. "Hey, you gals. How would you like to beat up this jerk?"
Ranma wasn't surprised when he saw nearly every pokegirl there practically smile ear-to-ear. "Then by all means. Have fun."
Gina blinked. "Are you sure. We wouldn't want to take away your own vengeance."
Smiling, Ranma said, "It won't bother me much. Trust me."
"But..." Gina tried.
Ranma shook his head. "Weren't you the one telling me that Pokegirls battling is the basis of society?"
It was then Gina smiled.
Asrial smirked evilly. "I'll teach him for hurting my boyfriend..."
Britanny cheered. "YAY! REVENGE!"
"Though Genma has not personally offended me yet," Washu began, "Better nip him in the bud before he does."
Kiyone cracked her knuckles. "I'm going to show Genma some real police brutality."
Genma whimpered as the Pokegirls, (and Asrial) converged on him.
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(Posted Sat, 22 Feb 2003 14:55)
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