Or at least they were until the boy slid in.
They had been putting the finishing touches on a day's work when he bounced in and went crashing into the wall. Unfortunately, this had the result of some of the pies that were on the shelves to be launched into the air.
Following him was a lingerie-clad girl who crashed near by. And got a pie on the head for her troubles. "RYOUGA, SO YOU'RE THROWING THINGS AT ME NOW?!" She picked up a pie and launched it at the boy.
Which hit the duck that had just flown in. "QUACK! QUACK!" How the bird managed it, he didn't know, but it took a pair of pies and threw them at the girl.
Which wound up smacking the bull that had just stormed in, blinding it, so that it took its passengers into a rack of pies. Those wound up being sent into the air, and hit the bunch of nymphomaniacs and the guy wielding the stick around. "Who dares to throw such foodstuffs at my most diginified self?! Have at thee with thy own weapon!"
Problem was that apparently, he wasn't as good with baked goods as he was with a bokken. That little culinary delight wound up in the face of an old pervert, who tossed a pie back, and wound up it hitting the girl calling for French people. And by then...
Nobody cared, because it was every man (and woman) for themself as the whipped topping flew.
Ukyo tried inching her way out, but found that it was a bit difficult under the heavy dessert fire. Her foot caught on some filling on the floor, and wound up slipping and doing an impressive back flip onto the person behind her. When they landed, she had found herself lip to lip with a surprised Shampoo.
Pulling back a bit, the Amazon raised an eyebrow and said, "So Arien is exo... exo... show off?"
The chef whimpered as the pies flew over her, keeping her where she was.
On the other hand, the busty nymphomaniacs had no problems in joining together in assaulting the enemy, which sometimes included each other.
"Oooh... Cute girls in whipped cream..," went Happosai, just before he got belted by a pie in his head. "Hey! Who threw that?!"
His pie wound up in the face of Kuri. "Oh so, you're a wise guy huh?"
*SPLAT!* "Yuka, don't even say it."
*PLOP!* "I hate Kuno, you know."
"Hey," offered Hiroshi, "You two look really good with that dripping cream, y'know."
Daisuke nodded. "Yeah. It's kinda nice how it's all drippin' down your blouses and all..."
The two girls looked at each other, nodded, picked up pies, and slammed them into the boys' faces. "Shut up!"
"Monique!"
"Quack!"
"HIBIKI, PREPARE TO DIE BY PIE!!"
"Shampoo no know you so kinky."
"Hey! I'm not like that! Keep your hand outta there!"
Motoe just hunkered down and wondered what had happened to his normal day, while Ramo went to toss his own desserts. And it had been so nice too. Or it had been until it had gotten worse when he got hit by the pie! He picked up his own to get some payback.
He rose in time to get his own pie in the face, while:
(Posted Sat, 22 Feb 2003 07:06)
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