"Yuriko," said Biff Studwell, sparkly-teethed newsanchor, "can you tell us what we're seeing. Are those girls..."
"Yes, Biff, they are porn stars. There are also a number of other participants in this chase scene as you can see."
"My goodness, what's that cow doing with those two girls?!"
"Three girls, Biff, and it appears to be the Hokey Pokey."
"Who was that at the head of the procession? The infamous Ranma Saotome? Tenchi Masaki? Keitaro Urashima?"
"No Biff," said Yumiko. "A witness indicated that that was the biggest pervert in all of Nerima prefecture."
A picture of Mousse staggering out of the pie factory, returned to human somehow, as he's being asked about identities. He finishes cleaning his glasses and points definitively.
"The greatest pervert in Nerima? That girl?"
"Hard as it is to believe, Biff, but this innocent looking young girl in the blue lingerie is apparently the dreaded underwear thief. Her name is given as Akane Tendo."
"What are they teaching students these days that it comes to this?" bemoaned Biff.
"Not entirely sure, Biff, but apparently a large segment of the chase scene exited the pie factory to enter the Juuban Dark Kingdom Fairgrounds on the other side. We're trying to get a newschopper to overfly the area now."
Jedite was happy.
He'd been trapped, sealed away until "the end of time". The thing was that Sailor Pluto had been part of a group attacking Mugen High School. During that, she'd stopped time.
Freeing a certain Dark General.
Actually now that Metal'la and Beryl weren't around, the Dark Kingdom wasn't nearly so dark as it had been. Neither was Jedite actually.
Jedite had come up with this amusement park idea and everyone visiting ended up donating some of their energy, which was sent to the Dark Kingdom where they needed it. Eventually he might have enough stored energy to do something interesting. Maybe even conquer the world or get some payback. For now though, he was keeping a low profile.
Hmmm? What the heck was this?
There were some who felt that Ranma would go to the Nekohanten or the Ucchan's whenever he was hungry and he would scrounge free eats.
This did happen frequently but there were times in anyone's life when going someplace where the meals weren't going to be interrupted by maniacal kendoists, vengeance crazed aquaporcinomorphs, insanely jealous part-time ducks, or overly libidinous/jealous/violent fiancees. Among other things.
"Table for one," said Ranma.
"Hai!" The cute (but somehow creepy) waitress acknowledged. "Your usual?"
"Tuna melt," acknowledged Ranma because it was a) cheap, and b) fast enough that he could grab it and run if one of the aforementioned obstacles to proper nutrition occurred in his life.
"Coming right up," said the waitress, who was wondering and not for the first time why this particular customer seemed to get nervous around her.
Akane normally wouldn't hold a grudge this long.
Akane normally didn't have sore feet, bits of cream pie sticking to her anatomy, and what amounted to a missing P-chan and a suspicious Ryoga.
Ryoga wondered how come he'd ended up on a rollercoaster ride.
Akane saw Ryoga try to ditch her by going on a rollercoaster and took the next car.
The crowd followed.
Ryoga jumped off and Akane followed him into:
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