And from her hanging cage, she would really like to do with out this.
"Can I eat her?" asked what looked like Genma crossed with a lizard, complete with incredibly long and slavering tounge.
"No," said the Prince.
"Come on..."
"No."
"Please!"
"No."
"Have a heart!"
"No."
"But she looks so tasty!"
"No."
"Look at her! There's no fat on her!"
Akane beamed.
"No."
"But she's got all that muscle and not a lot of curves!"
Akane scowled and tried to bend the bars to get at him.
"No!"
"Aww, man. And I'd love to eat her."
The Prince sighed, and urned to his hall. "I don't know why I deal with you."
"Because he's cheap," said the lounging well curved woman in the very tight and low cut dress while she filed her nails.
"There isn't only that Ale," sneered the lizard man.
The raven haired woman smirked wide enough for a pointed tooth to glint in the torch light. "There's the fact that you are almost as bright as a wall, Beer."
"I am not stupid!"
"No, you just act that way."
"Argh!"
"There at it again," muttered the very short figure with the oversized head and glasses.
With a roll of his eyes, the Prince replied, "I know Pint."
"They aren't going to stop."
"Oh yes they will. STOP IT YOU TWO! IT'S HARD TO BE SUITIBLY IMPRESSIVE WITH YOU TWO BICKERING!"
"Sorry Your Highness," they chorused.
"Good, and so that the Moon Princess will be watched over by Lager."
The doors at the end of the great hall opened and through them came what looked to be a really bulky man... If he was two and a half meters tall and looked like he wouldn't be smart enough to be able to put on his socks by himself.
"Now, I want you to watch the Princess and make sure that nothing happens to her."
"Lager do that."
"Good. Now I have things to do, and not a lot of time to do them."
The giant sat down and peered into the cage. "You is good prisioner."
"You don't say," drawled Akane.
"Yes, you is. We have lots of fun."
"Fun?"
"Hmmm hm. I will take you and clean you and dress you up. And when I am done, I will put you in the plastic car and you will go 'Vrmmm.'."
"Heh," laughed the youngest Tendo nervously.
"I will make sure that you is nice and pretty and washed all up and down and in all those odd places."
"Eep."
And while Lager continued to explain his plans,:
(Posted Sat, 22 Feb 2003 07:52)
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