To his left he could see all the fiancees glaring at him with their cheetah eyes. They were eyes that promised pain for him screwing them all over, (not literally, which is WHY they are upset) if he agreed, which he would have to anyway.
To his right, he could see Gar glaring at him. The stare was one that was burrowing down into his soul. It was one that practically screamed, 'if you abandon my sister, I am going to hunt you down, skin you alive, and make you into a fancy coat.' Who was Ranma to argue with that?
"I can agree with that." Ranma said. Looking at Sheila, just so he wouldn't have to look at the fiancees, he smiled at her. "Who knows, I might make a good father."
Sheila couldn't help but smile. She leaned over and hugged Ranma, who returned the hug.
"Aw... How sweet!" Both Britanny and Gina said. Britanny then leaned over and hugged Stryyp, who couldn't help but smile.
Looking at Julia, Romeo asked "Do I have to lean over and hug her?" He said as he poited to Akane.
"BITE ME!" AKane said in retaliation.
"I think that's, like, part of the reason you're in the situation you are." Moisha added.
Everyone turned as a sound from the stairs could be heard. Two forms then came downstairs, both had clothiong that seemed, 'disheaveled'.
"And here come the two that caused all this..." Ranma said. He couldn't help but notice how many people got weapons ready.
"Ahh, good morning everyone, and an excellent morning it is, eh Saotome?" Soun said in a very coreographed voice.
Nodding his head, Genma answered, "Yes Tendo a wonderful morning after a night spent as far away from each as possible and doing very...." He then blinked as he saw Nodoka standing before him poker-faced. "Oh, hello dear..." He squeaked out.
"Dear..." Nodoka said, a hint of venom to her voice. "I believe you have some explaining to do... Specifically, as to WHY you used such an artifact to get Ranma and Akane together.
Blinking, Genma said, "You know!?" Blinking again, he then smiled. "GREAT! This must mean that the plan still worked and that Akane and Ranma are now..."
"That did not happen dear!" Nodoka said, starting to unsheath her katana. "As you can see..." Nodoka said, stepping out of the way, allowing Soun and Genma to see what their plan has wrought. However, Genma took this another way. He went over to Ranma and grabbed Ranma, bringing him to his feet.
"BOY, YOU DID IT!" Genma said, patting Ranma's shoulders. "YOU MASTERED THE NEKO-KEN!"
"Uh, not exactly pops..." Ranma said.
It was then Genma took a better look at everyone, seeing a lot of werecats, and a few wererats, some that looked VERY familiar. "What happened?"
"The spread of Lycanthropy Pops. Now I'm a werejaguar since I slept with one. And on top of that I got HER pregnant, NOT Akane."
"WHAT!?" Genma and Soun asked.
"Say hello to my new fiance. Sheila." Ranma said, motioning towards Sheila, who couldn't help but blush at the implication that Ranma had no problem thinking of her that way.
"But... The schools... You have to marry Akane!" Soun said.
"Sorry, but she should marry the father of her children." Nodoka said, motioning towards Romeo.
"Um... Hello?" Romeo said sheepishly. Looking at Soun, he asked, "Should I take the name Tendo, or should Akane take the name of Ellis?"
"I'M NOT GONNA MARRY THAT PERVERT!" Akane said. It was then Soun realized that his daughter was now a wererat.
"Look at it this way sis..." Kasumi said, causing Soun and Genma's jaws to drop further, seeing she was a weretiger. "You always said you hate boys."
"And your in luck." Nabiki said. "This one comes with two girls!"
"Hey, since when are we part of a %$@#in' package deal?" Lydia asked.
At this point, Soun broke down crying.
Genma whimpered. "This can't get worse..."
"Actually..." Ranma said as he cracked his knuckles. "There's a lot for you to answer for."
Britanny smiled and unsheathed her claws. "I'm just itching to try out my claws on some panda steak." (Sure her claws are useless because she doesn't keep a good diet. But Soun and Genma don't know that.)
"We just have to remember to bring them back to the others after Brit." Gina said. "I'm sure they'll want a turn as well."
"Right" The beating begins.
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(Posted Thu, 21 Nov 2002 11:21)
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