Peering across the room ar Ranma, then at Nabiki, and back to Ranma. Ignoring the questions of the household. After a minute of this, she shakes her head "Damn, that cold bath wasn't enough. They STILL look like Jagweres, and I KNOW they were human last night"
"W-What?" Ranma stutters. "Where were you"
"In the bath stupid. I coulda sworn i saw you change to a Jagwere last night, and that AINT possible.... So i must have been even more wasted than I thought. But here you are, still a Jagwere... and are those breasts?" Brianna asked.
"Wow, she has a life force growing in her as well" Julia comments from the sidelines "You really racked 'em up last night Ranma"
"HEY, it might not have been me who got Brianna pregnant it could have..."
"PREGNANT?!?!" came the cry from a certain Lycanthropoid "What do you mean by that?"
"Uhh well, my father tried to get me to knock up my arranged fiance, she's the new wererat over there, but the magic hit the whole bar, where everyone was. My Fiance was near those three warerats, and ended up in bed with them. Cheetah-boy over there ended up with all three of my other fiance's> And i was near your table, and sheila was with you, and i was near Nabiki. Somehow we all ended up together. It seems that there was a fertility drug in there too" *GASP* "You and sheila are pregnant with my kid, akane got banged up by the rat, and gina does't know who got her. Tirga knocked up Kasumi, and seems to have passed out from joy at deciding to marry her. We have no idea about WHAT happened with brittany" Ranma managed to choke that out before lack of oxygen caused him to lose control of his legs, and sit on the floor.
As could be expected, Ranma actually managing to finish an expliantion before getting hit is extreamly rare, and everyone in the house had stopped to stare at him.
And then
"MY SON'S SO MANLY"
"And your a Jagwere why?" Brianna questions
Juila decides to explain, because Ranma is still trying to get his breath back. "Magic spring suppies the house, and lowered their immunity to all magic, especially shapchanging it seems. Oh, and i still dunno about the breasts"
"Ranma Will Marry Brianna" Julia Cries
Ranma will never get a break will he?
(Posted Thu, 21 Nov 2002 11:21)
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