Ranma scratched his head in puzzlement "What do you mean by having his way with her ? He's going to take her on a walk on a road he's built ?"
Cologne turned to Ranma and stared, others were staring as well (except Ryoga and Genma who wore similar expressions). Surely he couldn't be THAT dense...
But this was Ranma Saotome who couldn't lie in a convincing manner for his life. The only possibility was... "You don't know what I'm talking about, do you ?"
"Uuuh... Nope" Even Akane sweatdropped. Ranma was obviously telling the truth. But how could that be ? He was the worst pervert of this district after Happosai himself !
Cologne sighed. Well, that explained many things about his behavior around girls, add to this Akane and Happosai giving him the wrong idea, that really explained a LOT. She used the hidden weapons technique to pull out a blackboard with pictures on it and started the 'Talk'. Of course, she described it in martial arts terms to keep him interested.
"I'll start with the basics. Did you notice that a boy and a girl's bodies are different ?"
Half an hour later...
Ryoga was drowning in a pool of his own blood, Ranma was pale and twitching a lot while Genma looked nonplussed.
Nabiki noticed the latter "Uncle Genma, what seems to be the problem ? That's how you make children" She had already an hypothesis though. she only needed confirmation.
"This woman is telling nonsense. I did nothing of the sort with Nodoka and she had Ranma nonetheless. She told me she was with child when I returned from a small training trip"
Bingo ! I'll have to talk with auntie Nodoka. Ranma doesn't resemble his father much and now I know why !
Soun paused in his crying and positively stared at his friend. How was it possible to have a son without doing that ? He was familiar with the process. His three daughters were proof of it.
"Aiyaah..." Shampoo thought that Ranma was just shy when she tried to show affection. Now she finds out that her airen's ignorance made him view her as being similar to Happosai. No, she was not a happy amazon at the moment. Japanese were really prudes, it seemed. Her great-grandmother had given her the 'Talk' a long time ago.
Akane was trying to come to terms on the fact that she may very well have conditioned Ranma to think of sex and physical affection as disgusting and sick. Even she wasn't that bad. Okay, maybe she was but would never admit it...
Ranma finally regained some sense "So you tell me that this prince guy kidnapped Kasumi to... bed her and have babies with her ? And that's what my mother was meaning when she said she wanted me to be manly with the girls ?"
"Essentially... Yes"
Ranma's decision on what to do was immediate...
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