Ranma being ignorant: Believable. Very Believable.
Ranma being innocent: Not Believable.
Ranma not being a pervert: Not Believable.
Ranma having wrong ideas about terms like Pervert: Believable.
Conclusion: Ranma was a pervert but ignorant on how to be one.
Therefore: He could be trained to be non perverted.
Wham!
Everyone looked at the confused Ranma getting smashed into the floor by Akane and her mallet (this one a croquet mallet she'd gotten during a little mishap that had ended with the entire Kolkhoz Junior High School Combat Croquet Team vowing vengeance on Akane, even though it was Ranma's (actually it was the Furinkan Chem Club making their semi-annual Break Up Ranma & Akane attempt and getting the wrong target with the bomb that had sent Akane nearly into the next district) fault.)
"Okay, sis, what was that for?" Nabiki asked, knowing that Akane would have a reason - it was just that that reason might not make any sense.
"He had a nosebleed beginning to develop, therefore he was thinking perverted thoughts," said Akane.
Shampoo began to put things together and frowned. If Akane pounded on Ranma every time Ranma unintentionally was a little ecchi - then when he was supposed to be ecchi then he would be conditioned to not be and therefore... "This very bad."
Mousse had followed the same reasoning, oddly enough. "This bodes very well for me being able to wed Shampoo. If Ranma can't ever bring himself to consummate a marriage..." Mousse went off on private fantasies of Shampoo coming to him after Ranma proved impotent. They'd make such a lovely couple, and just keep Ranma in girl form as a little houseservant or something...
Ryouga wandered off in a daze. If Mousse were right... Akane would be his after all, and he'd even have her father's blessings! Ryouga pictured himself laughing, Akane by his side, as Ranma is forced out of the house wearing a sign that read "Less Than 1/2 A Man."
Ranma, his face indenting the table, was not available for comment. If he had been, he would have just recounted that his father had told him that babies actually came from a factory in Yokohama where they used trained storks to deliver the children and that was all there was to it. He didn't know why they'd all be telling him something icky was involved.
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