"R, RANMA KNOCKED UP AKANE!?" Ryoga screamed out in rage and grief.
"Oh no Ryoga. You misunderstood. Ranma is not the father of Akane's..." She didn't get to finish as Ryoga pushed past her.
Looking down the hall, the others saw Ryoga coming at them. "I wonder what he's upset about now?" Ranma said, having a few ideas on what P-Chan was currently thinking.
"RANMA! PREPARE TO..." Ryoga was saying, just about as he was going to run past Julia, who held out her arm.
The others just stared and cringed as Ryoga landed with a loud...
*THUMP*
"Not now kid, we're busy." Julia said, as she diffused the situation.
"Great reflexes Mrs. Diggers." Ranma commented.
Looking down at Ryoga, Gar said, "I wouldn't try to get up if I were you."
Ryoga just coughed a response, the wind being knocked out of him.
Akane then walked over to Ryoga and grabbed honto him, in a manner that she had done to Kasumi ealier. "Oh Ryoga, it was awful! I woke up and I found out I had slept with some wererats, and not only did that turn me into a wererat too, but the male wererat made me pregnant!" Akane wailed.
"Yeesh, get over yourself." Moisha said.
Blinking Ryoga asked, "So Ranma didn't sleep with Akane?"
"No!" Came a sharp reply from around the table.
"... Really? Then how is Ranma a father?"
"Ryoga..." Ranma said. "Look at me. Now, look at Sheila here. We look like a cute couple, don't we? Well we are, and she's my new fiancee!"
"Hello." Sheila said, waving at Ryoga with one hand while her other arm was wrapped around Ranma's waist.
"Then, who..." Ryoga asked.
Pointing over at Romeo, Britanny then answered, "You can thank Romeo over there."
"Um... Hi?" Romeo squeaked out.
"... ROMEO, PREPARE TO DIE!" Was the battle cry as he then lunged at the wererat, who was now running around the backyard once again, this time being chased after an angry sometime-pig instead of a wererat.
"That wasn't nice Britanny..." Stryyp said to his wife.
Shrugging her shoulders, Britanny said, "He had it coming."
"I better call Dr. Tofu..." Kasumi said. "Poor Romeo-kun might need it. And father and Mr. Saotome will need it too."
"I wouldn't be too sure about that last one..." Nodoka said, as she was polishing her katana.
"Just a fluke."
"Don't be silly Doctor, it's me."
"K, KASUMI!?"
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(Posted Thu, 21 Nov 2002 11:21)
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