Instead of vanquishing the evil Elf, the Sennon Serrat had literally ripped a hole through reality. And through that rip in reality, came a man in a bright red coat. Who was then had some strange black piece of metal fall from the sky and smash him in the face... And then get crushed under a large metal cross... "This is not going well..." Celcia thought morosely.
Getting a better look at the woman, Vash couldn't help but smile. Long, shimmering blonde hair. Flawless palish-white skin. Shining crystal-blue eyes. And what must have been the cutest set of pointed ears he had ever laid eyes on. Vash couldn't help but mutter three words. "What... A... Babe..."
Celcia blinked. "Babe? Babe? I'll have you know I am an adult!"
Blinking his eyes once, then twice, Vash mentally concluded that the woman did not know slang. Or darn.
Luffard, who was watching all this, couldn't help but laugh. "Oh, Celcia, Celcia... THAT was supposed to be the supreme holy spell? Oh Celcia, you make me laugh!"
Vash turned to the woman. Palish skin, long red hair, ruby lips, chest-nut brown eyes, a generous bust. Damn, he must have died and gone to heaven! "Did I make it to the paradise?"
Luffard sneered. "I don't know anything about your paradise, but I'll send you to your eternal reward!" And with that, Luffard began forming a fireball in her hand...
Vash stood ready, waving his hands defensively. "Wait, WAIT! Can't we talk this out!?"
Laughing, Luffard said, "You want to talk it out, little jester? Talk it out with the big man upstairs!!!" The fireball in Luffard hand was forming quite nicely.
It was then a large shadow appeared over Luffard, this distracted her and she dispelled the enregies she had collected. "Huh? What the heck is-"
*CRUNCH*!!!
Vash and Celcia winced. The portal the Sennon Serrat created had not closed... And out of it fell a T-74 tank, crushing Luffard underneath as it landed.
"That is so sad..." Vash said quietly.
Celcia stared at Vash. "Sad? SHE WAS GOING TO KILL US!!!"
Vash shook his head. "All life is precious. It is sad that hers was cut short so tragically by accident."
Groaning, Celcia wondered if this man in the red coat was a few arrows short of an archer. "Just who the heck are you?"
Smiling one of his best smile, Vash began, "I am he who searches for the ever-elusive mayfly of love. I am a lone gunman in an insane world... I am," flashes a quick grin and a wink, "VASH THE STAMPEDE!"
Celcia rolled her eyes. "High Priestess Celcia Marieclaire."
Nodding his head, Vash answered, "Nice to meet you, Celcia." It was then a thought hit Vash. "I have a question."
Sighing, Celcia asked, "What is it?"
Pointing up, Vash asked, "Is that portal going to close up anytime soon?"
Celcia looked up. "Oh no! That rip in time and space literally hasn't closed up yet... And it looks like three more people are going to come through."
"What makes you so sure?" Vash asked. His answer was Celcia running away from him, just as a shadow loomed over him. "Oh shoot..."
*THUD*
"OW!"
*THUD*!
"WHAT THE HELL!?"
*THUD*!
"Ow, my butt!"
Celcia groaned and watched as the portal FINALLY shut. Great. Now there was not one, but now FOUR strangers here... Well, Four strangers and a tank anyway.
But just who were these new three people that had gotten ripped from their world(s)?
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