"Hmm... I wonder if he's okay under all that weight..." Celcia thought to herself.
Hear Vash.
Hear Vash groan.
Groan, Vash, groan...
"I guess not..." Celcia muttered to herself as she shook her head.
Jupei Ryuuzouji, consecutive three-time Champion of the All-Japan Martial Arts Tournament, loud-mouthed jock, and curry-eating machine cracked his neck. This did not feel right. He was on top of a man. That could only mean one thing. "YOU SICK AND TWISTED SONUVABITCH!!! STOP SQUIRMING DAMMIT, TRHAT FEELS WRONG!!!"
Celcia sweat-dropped as the man she knew as 'Vash' whimpered, cried, kicked his legs, and flailed his arms as the bigger guy was literally slamming his fist into the back of Vash's head.
Oscar-winning actress Airi Komiyama groaned as well, though not so much in pain. "Would you stop beating up on each other... Or at least let me get off first..."
Junpei stopped. He recognized that voice. Turning his head around slowly, he stopped beating up on Vash. "OH MY GOD! YOU'RE AIRI KOMIYAMA! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!"
Sweat-dropping, Airi mutterd, "Swell..."
As Junpei literally lifted himself and the others two girls, off from the busted-up Vash so he could talk to Airi, the second girl, Ritsuko Inou walked over to Vash. "Are you all right, Mister?"
"No..." Vash groaned. "Could you please help me up?"
Smiling, Ritsuko began to say, "Why sure, I'll... I'll..." Her eyes widened as she saw the tank a few feet away. "OH MY GOD! A T-74 TANK! THAT IS SO COOL!!!" And thus, literally ran over Vash, so she could get to teh tank, smashing her foot into Vash's spine.
"Ow, ow, ow, owwies..." Vash groaned. He couldn't understand why he never caught a break. He then saw the woman from before, Celcia, walk up to him.
"Need a hand?" Celcia said, extending her hand out to him. She felt bad for him. He seemed to be the only sane person among the four that had gotten summoned.
Smiling, Vash said, "Yes..."
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(Posted Mon, 10 Mar 2003 20:01)
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