Celcia’s face flushed red with embarrassment as she saw how much attention Vash was placing on her.
“Ah, sorry,” muttered Vash, “It’s just that you’re such a babe.”
“I told you, I’m fully grown!” stammered out Celcia, in a annoyed tone.
“Nonono!” exclaimed Vash, “It’s a colloquialism, you know slang!”
“I know what a colloquialism is,” stated Celcia, “Now what does it mean?”
It means he thinks you‘re cute, but I can’t see how he could ever think a bony broad like you is good looking,” interjected Jupie.
“What did you say?!” exclaimed Celcia, willing around to look Jupei directly in the eyes.
“I said you’re sure no looker,” stated the dense Martial Artist.
A vein popped out on Celcia’s forehead.
“In fact I’d say that guy was just pitying you, as he’s obviously a fruit by the way he was groping me...”
“Hey! I’m not and you fell on me!” exclaimed Vash.
Celcia’s teeth started to grind.
“Anyways, ‘Bony’, where the hell are we?”
“My name is Celcia Marieclaire not ‘Bony’, and I’ll have you know that I am considered the most beautiful Elvin high-priestess in five generations! Some even go as far as to call me ‘the flower of the Elvin world’! An ways, what would a think necked, mindless, inbred human like you know about beauty?!”
“Listen you stuck up bitch! If you want an example of real beauty just look at Airi over there! You are just some loud mouth stick in comparison to her!” replied Jupie.
“I’m WHAT?! I’ll have you know...”
Vash stepped forward to intervene but what stopped by a hand on his shoulder. He turned around to look Airi in the eyes. They way her eyes wandered offers his form made it apparent that she was appraising his appearance. The playful smile on her face and was apparent she found him easy on the eyes.
She cocked her head, and in a very good falsetto she said, “Well handsome, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
Vash shrugged and pulled out the black Angel Arm which he had stuffed into his coat during the previous chaos. “It’s a gun...”
A smile cracked across Airi’s face and she chuckled to herself. “I guess it is.... Sorry about the old line, just felt appropriate. My name’s Airi Komiyama.”
Vash smiled and held out his hand. “Vash the Stampede”
“Interesting name,” commented Airi
“Who!” exclaimed Ritsuko. “What a cool gun!”
Vash sighed, and...
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(Posted Wed, 05 Mar 2003 20:20)
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