Jiro snorted. "Akane does that on a weekly basis. Sometimes daily!"
Kumara tsked and waggled a finger. "It wasn't Akane who broke it up, it was Ranma's parents. She didn't say why, just hinted a lot. I figured it out though."
"What would $#%@# be bad enough for the #$%*@! parents to break it up, it was their plan in the #$%!( first place," said Daibu.
Kumara smirked. "Akane kicked Ranma in the nuts hard enough to crack 'em. That's got the fathers worried about kids."
Everyone considered that briefly.
"%#@#(, that would #%@%@** do it," agreed Daibu.
"I don't think so. I've met the two of 'em," put in Kanza. "If Akane killed Ranma, dismembered him, burned the pieces, and scattered 'em to the wind - they'd still be set on the marriage."
"Nah, this is a matter with issues," disagreed Jiro.
"So the engagement is off until Ranma gets his nuts repaired - at the very least." Kumara chortled. "We've been practicing in secret, now we can put our plans into operation. Soon Akane will be ours!"
"You #$@#!* think so?" Daibu clenched a fist. "#$!@# right!"
"The first thing we need is a strategy," said Kumara, "we'll already have surprise on our side. Just don't forget to wear your protective cups."
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