"Zey shall never know of that which will hit zem!" chortled the first.
The second sneered. "My eclair fighters zall deefeet zem!"
"No!" put in the third, "My dessert bombs zall how do you say... make ze big impresseeon!"
"Jean. Claude. Calm yourselves. Ve shall use both of your talents to show zem who is boss and zen those who laughed at us back at the academy in Paris zall learn who is the true master and who is to be laughed at!"
The three of them stood there laughing in their white and black striped shirts, berets and little scarves... before the first stopped and listened for something.
"Do you hear zat?"
"What is it Renee?" asked Jean.
Claude frowned. "It zounds like... chase music?"
Then what was going on hit them.... just as Genma's wagon train hit them.
"He ate part of my eclair creature!" yelled Jean.
"He devoured my desert bombs!" yelled Claude.
"His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries!" declared Renee.
"What shall we do with him?"
Jean sneered. "We should put ze antifreeze in his wine!"
The other two gasped and Renee demanded, "Are you mad?1 Fooling wit ze wine?!"
"Oh, what waz I zinking?"
"Let us just find him and punize zim for the insult!"
"Careful Tanaka..," cautioned the head of the Furinkan High Chemistry Club.
Tanaka glared at the other boy. "I am, Katsuda!"
"We have to be sure that our super secret plan to defeat Ranma Saotome once and for all is ready before we try it!"
"I keep on telling you two, that I, the great Miyama, can not fail!" declared a third boy as he pushed his glasses up his thin nose.
A fourth snorted. "You always say that, but Saotome always gets past us."
"It is not my device that fails Tazaki! It is the implementation that mars out attempts."
"Which is why we're out here to try it out," put in the fifth member of the group, "Right boss?"
"Exactly Naya!" said Katsuda, "We'll use this trial to figure out how to best set our device and once we have, Saotome won't have a chance!"
"Does any one else hear that music?" asked Tazaki.
"Huh?"
"GROWF!"
"A panda?!" chorused the group as they jumped out of the way.
"Oof!" went Naya.
"Where in the hell did that come from?!" demanded Tanaka.
"Um... Tanaka?"
"What?"
"Where's the gas bomb?"
"Oh hell."
"Hack... gag... I'm going to kill that panda. Who's with me?"
"YEAH!" went the rest of the Furinkan High Chem Club and they all took off after the fleeing black and white blur.
"There, my dear freinds, we have one of the single most great items of memorablia known to man," intoned a nasaly voice.
Next to him, a skinny boy wearing an elaborate outfit nodded. "Yes, there can never be anything quite like it."
"Let us bask in its still-in-the-package glory," sugessted a third.
"Such a work of art would not even be best shown in a museum," commented a third.
"We are not worthy of handling such gifts," said a fourth and the group of boys in print t-shirts nodded solemnly.
"That odd sound seems fairly reminiscent of... chase music," observed a fifth.
"OH NO! OUR COMPLETE SET OF PLUSH OFFICAL 'MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO' DOLLS AUTOGRAPHED BY THE GREAT MIYAZAKI HIMSELF HAVE BEEN DEFILED!"
"GET HIM!" screamed the Nerima Anime and Manga Appreciation Society.
And as the rabid fan boys joined the chase, Genma discovered:
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