"Husband! There's something I would really like to discuss with you! So if you please, STAY STILL!"
"[ NOTHING HAPPENED, NODOKA! WOULD THIS FACE LIE? ]"
"Come closer and let me SEE!"
At each turn, the panda would offer up an excuse. At each excuse, the woman would leap at the panda with her sword. With each leap, the panda would waddle away again as fast as its sore bottom would let it.
Kasumi had begun picking up the pieces in the kitchen when she heard the noises rise up in the master bedroom.
"Nodoka! Wait! We can explain!"
"Explain what, Soun? That it was an accident between you and my HUSBAND!"
From out of the master bedroom, her father and Mr. Saotome fled down the hallway towards the tea room. Mrs. Saotome and her sword soon followed. The chase had returned inside her home.
"Auntie! Auntie! Not in the house! Not in the house!"
The man and the panda ran into the tea room, where they had their meals, then out of the tea room. The woman wielding the sword ran into the tea room then out of the tea room. The girl with the apron stood at one of entrances to the tea room, fitfully fretting. In one way, out another, the chase continued. From the entrances to the hallway, into the downstairs guest room, to the hallways again, the woman chased the man and the panda in and out of the tea room. Some of the tatami in there would have to be replaced.
"Stay put and take your punishments LIKE A MAN!"
"Yipes!"
"[ EEEP! ]"
"Not inside! Not inside!"
Down the hallway they went, out of the tea room and towards the wash room. The panda and the man burst into the occupied bathing area and jumped through the window. The two people that had been getting acquainted were quite surprised.
"Eeeek!"
"Pops?"
Soon afterwards, the woman entered the scene.
"Mom?"
"Oh, my manly son! I knew I could count on you!"
"Eeeek!"
"MOM!"
"Excuse me, son. I have a cheating husband to take care of. Continue on with what you were doing."
After the woman also left through the window, the girl with the apron entered from the wash room.
"Oh, my!"
"KASUMI?"
"Eee- forget it. This has long ceased being elegant. Since everyone in this house seems to have already seen me naked. So, Husband. Where were we?"
"MICHIRU!"
"OH, MY!"
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(Posted Wed, 12 Mar 2003 15:25)
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