[Episode 35048] [Episode 35048]It wouldn't be that easy to recount his journey from the Last Hope bar, but thats what being drunk does to a person, or at least thats what it did to Ranma. All he really remembered was an argument, then walking through downtown Tokyo and finally sobering as he continued walking through a forest. Yeah, thats right, he'd pulled a Habiki and got lost.
Though.......it did seem more then a bit odd for him not to fall asleep sometime during the journey, but he was sure he hadn't. Sigh, just one more question to add to that great list he'd been collecting for most of his life.
Of course now he would make sure to keep as far away from alcohol as possible. The only thing that mattered now was that he was somewhere else, the girls (former fiance's) weren't there and the hangover had changed into a dull ache that had settled into the base of his spine. His only real concerns now were food and running into enemies and or fiances.
Though, Ranma thought to himself, it was only really two concerns since his fiance's were enemies too. Was that right? He knew that his enemies either wanted to defeat him or kill him so he was absolutely sure where they stood. But any fiance's he met, either new or old, could be potential enemies if they were lesbians.
But how was he supposed to know a fiance/girl was a lesbian before she did something echi to his female form?
AAAARRRGGGGGHHHH!! This was so frustrating!
Not only didn't he know how to spot a lesbian and avoid them, he also couldn't fight them since he'd been tought from childhood NEVER to hit a girl. Then there was also the fact that hitting a girl outside of Nerima (where it was possible to hit a girl as long as she had the skills to retaliate) would land him in jail.
So the only option left to him if he encountered anymore fiance/lesbians was.......walking away.
Leaning against a tree he sighed deeply while in the distance he could see a town up ahead.
Yeah, it was cowardly to run away. But it beat getting all emotional over a girl that didn't care for the real him (ie not the cursed form). Or just wanted to use him as a shield so that regular people wouldn't question her 'tastes'. It was better this way after all, no fuss, just never get involved with a girl again. And if it looked like they liked him then he would know it was all a trick. Cause who could actually like a.....a...freak.....like.......him? Only a man half the time and a girl the rest there was no way that an ordinary girl could like him.......could love....him.
"It sucks to be me."
With that thought voiced aloud for nature to hear he.....
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(Posted Thu, 10 Apr 2003 21:39)
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