BOOM! RUMBLE! CRASH!
Clouds swooping in from all corners of the horizon to cover the skies over Nerima. Single shaft of blinding light stabbing down on one pigtailed boy. Voice that echoed off sky and ground and buildings.
"Oh shit," said someone. It could not have been Kasumi so everyone glanced at her and then shook their heads. Nope. Had to be a auditory hallucination.
Meanwhile, things were being processed.
Processing..."I gotta BAD feeling about this," said Ranma.Subject Ranma Saotome. Hume, Male, Japanese Martial Artist.
Alert: Subject under Jusenkyo Curse, subject to turning female. Advisability male partner?Negative. Subject's psyche and self-image are male. Subject shows no sign of seeking male-male partnership.
Working. Parameters for lifemate/potential marriage partner are female human, female near-human, female shapeshifter.
Parameter: Able to help in current situation. Analyzing situation.Power level required for self-defense and defense of subject Ranma reduces number of available candidates to 2,550,912 in Milky Way Galaxy.
Parameter: Nice. Reduction of number of available candidates to 312,831.
Parameter: Lifemate-Candidate able to listen. Analysis indicates request is for an individual who has at least a 50/50 chance of withholding reaction until after suitable explanation. Reduction in available candidates to 4,101.
Searching.
rumble rumble rumble
"Howcome that bird hasn't moved?" asked Ranma, noticing that time had stopped all around him. "This means something. HEY! Can I switch that to getting my curse removed! Anyone! HELLOOOOOOO!"
click!
available candidate found. Arranging historical events.rewind. pause. insert. play.
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