Thropan blinked his eyes. "Her middle name is Babette?"
Theo, with Flaming Skull of Death, hovered slightly over to Thropan. "You have a problem with that?"
Seeing Thropan shake his head vehemently, Theo decided to let this slide.
The two Diggers sisters stood in the Dojo while everyone was staring at them. Gina decided to go first. "Well, my problem is rather straight forward. Because of the lust dust of those two idiots, I ended up getting screwed by my boyfriend Ryan, and an acquaintance of mine, Thropan." Sighing, she said, "I will admit, I did enjoy it, so that wasn't the issue. The real problem however, is that I ended up pregnant from the situation do to teh fertiliy drug in that dust, and I have no clue as to who the father of my child is."
Taking off her glasses to wipe a cloth on them, Gina continued, "While I do not really see having a child as a bad thing, it is going to require the majority of my time. Simply, I just wasn't ready to settle down yet, but it looks like I will have to. I just can't drag a baby all over the world with me to expeditions, can I? Simply, I can't. I would never want to put my child in that sort of danger. So I am going to have to quite my profession that I loved and excelled in for so many years so that I can raise my child."
All the women present glared at the two bungling Patriarchs; Soun and Genma. because of thos, a hard-working woman was going to have to stop working prematurely so she could be a mother.
Then all women present, (except Julia, though Theo was picking up her slack) glared at Thropan and Ryan. How DARE these two gang-bang that one woman? In effect, Ryan found himself scotting away from the ladies he was sitting by slightly, while Thropan was standing where he was by the two idiots nervously.
Sighing, Britanny knew it was her turn. Coughing slightly into her hand to clear her voice, Britanny began. "Hello. My situation, as you know is simlar to Gina's. I was ther at the bar, had been exposed to the lust dust, and also got screwed by two men. My husband, and my friend, Gar." Blushing a deep shade of crimson, Britanny continued. "Like Gina, I don't like to admit it, but I feel I should. While I enjoyed the pleasure immensly, the outcome is not what I'm liking. I'm pregnant. While It makes me extatic on some levels since I've been trying to for some time, it saddens me that there is a chance it is not my husband's..."
Britanny began sniffling, but noticed her sister Gina place a comforting hand on her shoulder. "Thank you."
"No problem, sis."
With a sad sigh, Britanny continued. "By husband, Stryyp, means the world to me. The very notion the child I'm carrying is not his is almost appalling to me. Damn it, I tried for so long and so hard, and not my child might very well be my friend's and not my husband's. I failed my dear Muffin..." It was then that Britanny broke down into sobs. Stryyp stood up and walked over to his wife, hugging her.
Gar had to avert his eyes away from the scene. he began to feel ashamed of himself. He had done Britanny quite a few times that night... And now since she was pregnant, there really was a good chance that it was his child.
All the women were glaring hard at Soun and Genma. Because of those two idiots, they possibly ruined a marriage and caused this poor woman so much emotional grief. With just this, eevryone was thinking of a verdict of 'guilty'... However deciding the proper punishment... Not THAT would be the problem...
Clapping her hands once to gather everyone's attention, Julia spoke again. "As you can see from my two daughters' situations, their lives have been thrown for a loop because of these two and their 'lust dust'. And thoroughly, I am not happy about it." Sighing, she said, "As you can se, while others that had gotten pregnant can get their situations resolved with marriage, I'm afraid my two daughters are left with an emotional lurch for awhile..."
"Excuse me." Luan said timidly as she looked at Julia.
Julia blinked. "Yes, Luan?"
Her throat seemed to have gone dry, knowing she had everyone's attention. After a few moments, she was able to speak. "There's still another prgnancy that is left unresolved..."
Now that caught everyone's attention. Julia asked, "Oh? Do you mean..."
Luan nodded her head sheepishly, she was blushing like mad. "Yes..." Turning to where the two men were chained, she looked Gar in the eyes. "Gar... I'm going to have your child." It was then that Gars eyes rolled to the back of hsi head and he fell onto his side "GAR!"
Ranma blinked his eyes. "Dang... Looks like the Silvear family has gone from two to five members all in one day..."
"And possibly up to seven when the children are born." Nabiki also said. Looking at Brit, she then added, "Eight if Britanny's child is Gar's as well."
"Why does Kami-sama HATE ME?" Gar thought bitterly from his place on the floor. First possibly Brit and now definitely Luan? "Hoo boy, am I in over my head..."
Up in the heavens, Kami-sama himself just chuckled, then went back to having his small break of tea and scons.
"BRIANNA!"
"Woman's intuition."
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(Posted Thu, 27 Mar 2003 14:02)
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