Up next were the guys and none of them were happy with the dimwitted duo.
Julia decided to call the next witnesses, "Next witnesses, we have Strype'Gia-Diggers, Ryan Talbot, Ranma Saotome."
Nodoka cut in, "Excuse me, Diggers-san, it's going to be Silvear soon."
Julia nodded and smiled, "Right, Ranma Silvear, Tirga, Thropan, and Gar Silvear.
Strype decided to go first, "As most of you know my problem with this is straight forward, because of these two morons my wife's first child may not be my own. And that not only scares me, but makes me angry. I'm scared that when the child is born and if it's Gar's, my wife might leave me, at least that's what I was worried about this morning, I'm no longer worried about that. Even if the child is Gar's, I'll stick by my wife, but I'm increadibly angry just the same." Strype's eyes narrowed at the two idiots. "You two hurt my wife in more ways than I can imagine, as far as I'm concerned, (even though I hate violence) you two are lucky to be alive right now." And with that he went over to his wife and hugged her, which she reciprocated as she had tears of joy rolling down her face. It didn't matter who's child it was, Strype would be there for her and that's all that mattered.
Everyone, save the idiots, smiled at the heart-warming scene. It went on for a few minutes until Julia decided to get this on. "Next witness please."
Tirga went next, "Well, I'll go next, anyways, I know I'm a playboy, or used to be since I'm going to be a father, I've decided to clean up my act." At that point nearly everyone said, "Good for you." Blushing he continued, "Yes, anyways, the point is, while I do not mind what happened like some people do I am still upset with the fact that I'm going to be a father before I'm ready. The real reason I'm upset is that what happens if I'm on duty and an enemy of mine shows up and attacks Kasumi or our child, then what? If that happens I don't know what I'll do." Kasumi smiled and walked up to him and gave him a really big hug which was returned.
The hug didn't last very long, and Ryan went next, "Um, I'm going to be speaking for both Thropan and myself, is that alright Thropan?" He nodded. "Okay, I have to say this," pointing a finger at the two idiots, he said, "You two are the most irresponsible people on the face of this planet! Because of you two either Thropan or myself knocked Gina up, and while she's my girlfriend and I wouldn't mind having kids with her someday, you two just pushed things along. I really should just hurt you two, but I let the others speak first." Everyone narrowed their eyes at Cry-baby and Dum-dum, who felt like trying to will themselves out of there.
Gar was next, "My problem is similar to Ryan's, Thropan's, and Strype's, I'm really embarrased about this but the night I got hit with that dust I well," he blushed a deep red, "did Britanny, Carla, Luan, and Charlotte, and because of that I have at least one kid on the way, maybe more." Looking at the two with his eyes narrowed he spat, "You two better hope for your sakes that Strype was the one who got Brit pregnant and not me, while Brit's a friend, I do not want to ruin the relationship she has with her husband, nor my own friendship. I know I'm going to be a father, I don't know how good, but I'll try my best." Looking at Brit, he said, "Britanny, I don't know if you'll ever be able to forgive me if that child is mine, so I;'m just going to say, I'm sorry I really wish this hadn't happened.
A few people were pleasantly surprised by this, Theo wasn't going to kill Gar because he knew that Gar held Britanny with the utmost respect. Julia was proud of her student, while she wasn't happy with what happened that night, at least he tried to make ammends to her daughter. Brit was pleasantly shocked when he apologized, not she blamed him, but it made her feel better. "Apology accepted." Gar nodded and sat down.
Ranma went last. "Well I suppose you're all wondering why I went last." They all nodded. Turning his attention to Genma, and walking up to him, Ranma smiled, not a nice smile, more of a Nabiki-like smile. "Well Genma, for all that can be said about you, like being a craven coward, a gluttonous thief, and a complete idiot, you have one good thing going for you." This surprised everyone, what was so good about Genma? Genma was surprised as well, Ranma had some respect for him? "Oh don't get me wrong, I have almost no respect for you, especially after hearing about what your plans were. The only good thing about you is that despite all your faults, you're one hell of a martial arts instructor, I know I wouldn't be anywhere near as good as I am now if it wasn't for you, though whether it was because of your training or in spite of it, I'll never know."
Taking a deep breath he continued, "You made me into the best martial artist of my generation, but at what cost? Let's see, Neko-ken which drove me insane." At this point Julia narrowed her eyes, promising to find an even worse punishment because of that. "Lion cub's training, stealing my food and calling it training, forcing me to steal, being tied to the back of a train and had to keep up so I didn't lose my legs, those fire caverns, swimming to China, preventing me from making any friends, engaging me to at least seven different women, getting me cursed, making me fight Shampoo in that tournament, forcing me to take care of all your problems from jilted fiancee's to angry shopkeepers, and even Happosai. Yes you made me what I am today, but I sure as hell don't like the methods that you used." And with that he walked back over to his seat and plopped down, where Shelia gave him a hug, (there sure is a lot of hugging going around), which he was grateful for and returned.
Julia clapped her hands to get everyone's attention, "As you can see, everyone here that has spoke so far, has had trouble in more than one way, I must say not to happy with these two either, especially after all those 'training methods' were mentioned. So now"
Romeo interupted, "Excuse me."
"Sorry Romeo, forgot about you for a moment, you may state your case."
"Thanks, I'll be quick, I'm not even twenty years old, and now I'm going to be a father, and if Gothwrain ever gets ahold of me, my children whill never have a father."
Theo decided to get to the next part, "Next witnesses." Which were. . .
"BRIANNA!!"
"What?"
"Grammy what are you doing here?"
"Women's intuition."
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(Posted Thu, 27 Mar 2003 23:57)
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