After Ranma had sat back down and started to eat, Happosai bounded over the outer wall ready to eat supper, blinking he saw all the werecats, shrugged his shoulders, he'd find out later. Everyone in the yard turned their heads in his direction, the Digger's Crew didn't know him save for a vague memory, like a person you meet in the street. Julia raised an eyebrow in respect, another martial artist that had to be 300, 'People in this area have some really good Ki control,' she thought.
The NWC recongnized Happi right away, but didn't do anything as most forgot he was the one who broke the charm full of Lust Dust, 'sides they didn't care what he did as long as he left them alone. Ranma was the only one who knew what he did, narrowing his eyes he almost went over to the perv and let him have it, when he remembered how mad Mumsy was about the dust. Smirking he got up and went over to her, "Say Ms. Brigand?"
"Hmm, oh Ranma was it?"
He nodded, "I got something to tell ya." He leaned up to her ear to wisper it. "You know that old man who just came in?" She nodded, and everyone was wondering what he was saying to Mumsy. "Well it's his fault that the Lust Dust got spread in the bar and we all ended up like we did."
Stepping back he watched her face as it paled with the information, then contortled into anger, worse anger than he had ever seen on anyone, when he felt a tugging on his pants. Looking down he saw Happosai looking at him with a confused expression, "Ranma m'boy what were you talking about?"
In response Ranma quickly got out of there just as Mumsy focused her rage on Happi, who had his backed turned wondering why Ranma didn't answer him. Happi then felt a very angry presence behind him, before he turned around Mumsy yelled, "***HOLE PREPARE TO DIE!!" This shocked more than one person with the language that she used. Mumsy then proceeded to give Happosai the beating of his lifetime, that everyone, even Ranma, Colonge and Julia had to wince. When it was over the Grandmaster of Anything Goes was nothing more than a bloody pulp that was worse off then the dimwitted duo, Mousse, and Kuno combined.
Weakly he looked up, "Why?"
"DON'T ASK ME WHY, YOU KNOW WHY! BECAUSE YOU BROKE THE CARM THAT FAT MAN HAD, MY GRANDBABIES ENDED UP PREGNANT!!"
Everyone was surprised and turned to look at Ranma who just looked on with a smug expression. Julia asked the billion yen question, "Ranma what did my mother mean by that?" Everyone nodded, though a few were starting to remember who he was and what he did.
Ranma just smirked at her, "Oh it's simple, Genma and Soun may have brought the dust to the bar, but he was the one who caused it to cover the bar that night." Everyone's eyes widened as those that were at the bar (who weren't from Nerima) finally recognized him, and the NWC finally remembered what he did with crystal clarity. Everyone looked at the bloody form of Happosai with anger, save Ranma, and proceeded to beat him up worse, Ranma was just chuckling, 'That old perv's had it coming for a long time.'
Feeling a presence standing by him he turned and looked down at Cologne, "Really Ranma was that necessary? I'll admit that I was angry with him, but even I would not wish this on him."
"Yep, I've wanted to get back at him for all the problems that he caused me and everyone else." Colonge shook her head as Happosai's screams of anguish were heard through the day as everyone was beating him up.
Meanwhile Daishi was watching from the neighbor's rooftop. Chuckling to himself, he said, "I like that Jagwere's style."
See other episodes by Philip Weigel
(Posted Sat, 29 Mar 2003 16:20)
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