First he followed that cursed individual that Link and Zelda had captured and brought back to base that had escaped. Then he got to see as this small jagwere beat the living shit out of the cursed individual AND did it with incredible ease. Interesting enough, besides the Diggers family being there, there were also a lot of weres of all sorts here. And listening in on some conversations, (especially the one that happened while and after some old man got the living crap beat out of him) Daishi realized it was because the people had sex with one another under the effects of a drug, and now most women were pregnant.
"All in all, a very interesting story that deserves to be told either on Montel, Maury, or Jerry Springer..." Daishi muttered to himself. Deciding that he had gathered enough information, Daishi put a hand into a pocket built onto the pants' lower leg and pulled out a cell phone. Dialing a number he waited for the person on the other line to pick up. Sure enough, they did.
"Hello?" Came a male adolescent voice. "Who is calling?"
"Lord Talon, I have some important news." Daishi said after a long moment.
"Oh?" Lord Erwin 'Pee Wee' Talon, asked. "What did you find out? Did you catch that cursed individual? I would definitely like to do some tests on him."
"To be honest Lord Talon, I did not capture the cursed one, as he was sent flying away into the Stratosphrere... However, I did find otu something else that I am sure will please you."
"Oh?" Came Pee Wee's voice over the phone. "Like what?"
Smiling, Daishi said, "First off, the Diggers are in Japan. Second, there are a lot, and I do mean A LOT of Lycanthropies here, ESPECIALLY soem new werecheetahs."
"WHAT? THERE ARE MORE!?" Pee Wee asked over the phone.
"Yes." Daishi said, "And third, because of an accident with an artifact with 'Lust Dust', there are a lo of pregnant women as well. Especially pregnant Lycanthropies."
"EXCELLENT!" Pee Wee declared. "Daishi. I want you to stay hidden for the time being. I am sending Shin over."
Daishi's eye twitched. He always hated his treacherous older brother. "Lord Talon, if I may humbly ask... WHY THE HELL DO I NEED MY BROTHER TO HELP!?"
"Simple," Pee Wee answered, "I will need you to capture at least one Lycanthrope to bring back to me for study; preferably one of the pregnant ones. And capturing one and holding off the others will be easier with two fo you then just by yourself, Dasihi."
Daishi sighed. What Lord Talon said was very true, but that didn't change the fact Daishi HATED his older brother. "Yes, Lord Talon..."
"Excellent. Over and out!" Pee Wee said. And with that, the phone connection was terminated.
Putting away the cell phone, Daishi sighed and looked at the Digegrs backyard from his spot on the neighbor's roof. He had a lot of planning to do for the moment. Specifically, figuring out which one would be the easiest to take with them...
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(Posted Sat, 29 Mar 2003 18:04)
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