Ranma 1/3: You Owe Britanny BIG TIME, Ranma. [Episode 36682]

by Red Priest of the 17th Order

Looking over at Britanny, Brunhildagard 'Mumsey' Brigand nodded her head and smiled pleasently. "Why yes. Your mother and I are going to avenge your honor and make this boy suffer a fate far worse than the nine hells."

"Quite so." Julia added. "I think that a nice, new cheetah-skin rug for the den would be a nice addition, don't you, Mumsey?"

Mumsey nodded her head. "Ah, smart thinking my dear Julia, smart thinking."

At this point, Ranma's survival instincts kicked into gear and he tried running... Unfortunately, as he was being held high in the air, he was getting nowhere fast.

Seeing Julia unsheathe a sword, Ranma began to whimper. He was going to get his ass kicked by two women. He couldn't believe that. His old man told him that women were frail and gentle and didn't know the firs thing about fighting. Damn that dumb bastard Genma! Lying to Ranma as usual has now set Ranma up for quite a beat-down.

"WAIT!" Britanny screamed, lunging at her mother and wrapping her arms around her waist. "Don't hurt Ranma, PLEASE! This is just as much my fault as it is his! Please don't hurt him, mom! I love him!"

Hearing that caused Julia to stop. She looked down at her daughter. "Britanny?"

"Please mom! Don't hurt him! Please!" Britanny sobbed into her mother's side.

Sighing, Julia relented. She hated seeing her daughter upset. She rarely got to see her children anymore because of that damned curse of the Lich King. She didn't want to be the one to make her child upset. "Fine..."

However, there was a bit of movement to the side. Ranma's kicking was becoming less and his face was taking on a rather nice shade of blue. "Mumsey..."

"Yes, Julia, dear?" Mumsey asked, still holding a death-grip around Ranma's neck.

"You can put him down now." Julia said. "We're not going to hurt him." She finished that with a disappointed sigh.

"THANK YOU!" Britanny said, tightening her hug on her mother.

Sighing, Mumsey just let go and dropped Ranma. The werecheetah fell to the ground uncerimoniously, gasping for air. "Oh God... Couldn't breathe..."

"Ranma!" britanny said. Letting go of her mother, Britanny rushed to her lover's side. "Are you okay? Do you need anything? Can I help?"

"I'm fine." Ranma coughed out. "Need to rest."

Julia raised an eyebrow as she saw the scene before her. She turned to Theo questioningly. "She seems rather attached to him."

Theo sighed. "One could say it was something of an imprinting. They found and kenw they wanted to be with each other and only each other."

Julia sighed. "I'm still to young to be a grandmother..."

Gina frowned slightly. "So no divine retribution on the perverted bum?"

"No dear." Julai said, then muttered, "Unfortunately..."

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(Posted Sun, 30 Mar 2003 18:03)


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