" Oooh man that was good eatin'." Ranma said in sastisfaction as he sat down on the sofa. Smiling at Makoto he says. " You weren't kidding about cooking, that was the best I've had in a long time!"
" I second that." Hiei said, which was strange to the Heavens..Hiei giving compliments freely?
" Yummy, YUMMY! That tuna cassarole was divine!" Branna said with twinkly eyes.
" God, thank you for supplying me with somebody who can cook about as good as Sasami can." Washu said mentally, for awhile she was afraid nobody could cook among the whole group.
" I could get used to such cooking.." Terry mused.
" Ditto!" Yugi smiled.
" It was very good, thank you very much." Renamon bowed a little in thank you.
Rika just smiled her thanks.
" I'm gonna burst...too much good food.." Inu-Yasha groaned.
" Serves you right..but it was good."
" We agree!" Botan & Genn said in sync.
Makoto's eyes were all gleaming in happiness that her fellow cast members enjoyed her food so much. " Aww shucks it was nuthin.."
" Well, since we'll all fed and packed away let's swap stories now! Get to know each other better, we'll start with you Ranm." Washu said.
" Uh alright." Ranma then sat up from his slouched position on the sofa to address everyone. " Hello my name as you know is Ranma Saotome, of the Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts. When I was real little my idiot of a Father took me on decade long training trip spanning half the country, and a god bit of several Chinese provinces..."
AN: Since Ranma's story is so friggin' long I'm shortening it here.
" ...and now I'm here. Hopping to have a good time, and get away from the insanity I call life."
Except for Hiei & Botan who knew of Ranma's life, everyone was looking at him oddly, trying to digest his story.
"..Is that...true? " Brianna asked, hell her life was anything but normal but what Ranma said sounded like insanity.
" Its true every word, I can detect lies Brianna, and he isn't." Genn said.
" Hiei and I can also back that up." Botan spoke up, and Hiei nodded.
" How can anyone be so God damned stupid?" Rika asked...her own Mother was a bit odd, but never abusive or THAT neglecting. " Ranma, no offense but your father sounds like the biggest f*cking moron I've EVER heard of."
" None taken."
" Neko-Ken..that sounds like the old Werecat fighting style.." Inu-Yasha mused.
" Huh it's a real fighting style?" Terry asked in disblief.
" Yeah..but it was designed only for Werecats..and it sounds like the corrupted version." Inu-Yasha pointed out. " Somehow a idiot added an old Wererat torture technique...the whole pit of cats and stuff? And added it to the move....which served to only mess up the trainee's almost beyond any hope of them retaining any sanity. But..the manuls for the move say its been banned for centuries and stupid.."
" Pop didn't read the whole manual..once he read 'ultimate technique'...he went right away to teaching it to me.. He didn't notice is was banned or stupid till AFTER he nearly drove me insane!"
" How can anyone be so cruel or stupid! Its amazing your still alive or sane!" Kagome said.
" And all those awful girls....and never knowing how many your Dad engaged you too..oh you poor thing." Makoto said in sympathy, and mentally vowing vegence for Ranma against the idiot of a Father and those girls.
" Well..I guess I should show you guys my curse as well..." Ranma stood up and walked into the kitchen.
" Curse?" Yugi raised an eyebrow.
" You'll see." Hiei said.
Brianna stiffened, the word hitting home, and Genn patted her shoulder comfortingly.
Ranma came back out with two glasses ot water, one cold, one hot. He put the hot glass on the table first. " When Pops and I got to China, once again he didn't bother to read the whole manual. We went to Jusenkyo a 'training ground' of sorts, but its really a vally with hundreds of cursed springs. If you fall in a spring you turn into what drowned there last. Pops fell into one and became a Panda."
" Talk about an insults to a cute and intellegent animal." Renamon mused, getting the whole group to snicker and nod in agreement.
" So we can assume you fell in too..what curse did you get?" Washu asked with a raised eyebrow.
Ranma's answer was to dump the cold water on his head, and see everyone's expression turn to shock as he shrank down a few inches, hair turned red, gained female 'anatomy' and his clothes shrink on him a little.
" Oh my..." Kagome gasped, while Makoto blinked.
" I'd kill your Dad if he got me cursed like that.." Terry mused.
Brianna sat up and approached Ranma..then grabbed his/her breasts " Wow..they are real!"
" Will you..please stop that.." Ranma-chan grumpled, and thankfully Brianna did.
" MWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!" Inu-Yasha was rolling on the floor laughing.
" grr SIT, SIT, SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIIIIIIIIT!" Kagome yelled.
*THUD,THUD,THUD,THUD,THUD,THUD,THUD,THUUUUUUUUUUD!!!!*
" OW OW OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWIE DAMMIT THAT HRUST GAH STOP WITH THE BROOM!"
" Insenstitive jerk!' Makoto kept bashing him with a broom.
Ranma-chan sighed, and picked up the warm water. " The curse can thankfully be reversed with hot water." He dumped the contents on himself becomming all male. " Well that's my story." He then flopped onto the couch.
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