A.N. Okay, I messed up in the last episode, all my author notes will be in the commentary section.
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"No kidding, just because she over-spent on her mom's credit card, she has to build a pyramid?" Ranma asked, bewildered that someone could come up with a punishment for someone else that Happosai would envy, usually, the ancient pervert had his students clean and press the underwear he stole. "You know, this Julia person sounds neat, I can't wait meet her."
"Yep, she's the Armsmaster of Jade, and probably the best fighter of all time." Charlotte nodded to Ranma, after all she'd seen how good Julia was, but she had to admit that Ranma was pretty good himself.
"I wouldn't know, I've never seen her fight, so I'll take your word for it. Though I wouldn't mind challenging her, I need to get used to this hybrid form, and Benji wasn't much of a challenge."
"Oh, don't worry about that, she'll be happy to help you, and with what you said about how good you are she might actually get a work-out."
"Heh, heh, yeah well, I'm a hell of a lot faster and stronger in my hybrid form, and my Ki attacks are stronger as well."
They would have continued talking, but a light flared up in front of them and they blinked noticing three wererats in front of them, with their backs turned. "Okay Lydia, so how come we didn't teleport to the Digger's mansion?" The male wererat said to one of his female partners.
"Yeah, like, wouldn't it be easier to kill the Brittany if we teleported right to her room?" The big-chested wererat female asked the other. Ranma narrowed his eyes when he heard that and snuck up behind them.
"You &*#$ing idiots, if we teleported right to where the werecheetah was, we'd wake her up, not to mention that aura mage, and his wife, oh yeah, there's also her sisters and her husband. So tell me, why didn't we &%$@ing teleport there?"
"*AHEM*" They heard someone clear their voice from behind them.
"Yeah, what do you want @$$," Turning around they came face-to-face, or rather face-to-chest with with something pure black. Lifting their heads up they looked up, and up, and up until they saw a mountain of a werecat. "hole."
"Like he's scary."
"No &%$@ing sh*t sherlock."
Romeo just whimpered.
Ranma crossed his arms over his chest and looking down at the wererats, he narrowed his eyes. "I'm sorry but you'll not be hurting that werecheetah while I'm around." Internally Ranma was blinking, he said something like that?
"Like why?"
"Because I said so, that's why!"
Lydia shook her head, "Sorry but we have to."
Sighing Ranma continued, "Ah, well I was hoping it didn't come to this." Before any of them could react he grabbed them all in a bear hug, and squeezed really hard until he heard some bones crack. "Yamasenken Bear Hug attack." Sure the move was suppost to be sealed away, but Bast hired him to protect Britanny, and if using the Yamasenken was a way to do it, he would. He noticed that the guy wererat was getting up first, so Ranma landed a haymaker on his jaw that sent the guy flying into LEO and out of Atlanta. Next was the wererat that swore a lot, so Ranma decided to keep her around to 'talk' later. He used a paralize shisatsu technique on her, now while not as good as Cologne or Happosai, he knew some rudimentary techniques that Genma showed him. The ditzy wererat was up last, and Ranma just airplane spun her and then threw her up and waited until she got into range, and uppercutted her into a clocktower, and into unconciousness. Turning his attention to the wererat that was still awake, he spoke, "Listen, you will not be able to get the Britanny Diggers while I'm around, got it?"
This amounted to one thing in Lydia's mind, "Sh*t, the Diggers have hired a bodyguard now?!? Crap, this sucks!"
Ranma blinked, while it wasn't the truth, that's essentially what happened. "Yep, I'm her hired bodyguard, so as soon as you recover, go get your friends and leave and don't come back." Seeing her nod, he turned towards Charlotte, "C'mon Charlotte, we have to get to the Diggers soon."
Charlotte smiled, "Sure let's go." Now she knew that he would be staying around, once the Diggers heard of this, they'd be happy to let him stay to protect Britanny, sure she wouldn't like it, but all Ranma had to do was keep the really dangerous threats away from her.
And so they continued in their walk, learning a little bit about each other and their friends. Meanwhile. . .
"You killed Peachbody, you wonderful werecat you,"
"Can I ask why that's a good thing?"
"That bugger deserved it after he ruined my lab."
"Purr, what a hunk."
"Brianna get off of Ranma, I saw him first."
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