As sson as that huge werecat left with the harpy, Lydia tried to force her body to move, tried being the key word, so she waited for a few minutes before trying again, this time she was successful. "Damn, @#$&ing werecat, stupid mother-%#$@ing prophecy, god-damned Diggers," She was promptly hit with a lighning bolt. If she could read what the message on the ground said, it would have said this, 'Do not take my name in vain. - Kami-sama.' "Stupid #$&%ing lighning bolts, this life is not fair!" Lydia kept grumbling until she made it to the clocktower where Moshia was.
"Like are you, you know, ok Lydia?"
"Hell, no I'm $#@%ing not ok, first that damned werecat presses some point on my back and my muscles all freeze up, then it turns out that the Diggers hired him to be a @$&%ing bodyguard, then when I'm complaining I get hit by a god-damned lightning bolt." She was then blasted once again by a lightning bolt with the same message.
Lydia started twitching on the ground and Moshia poked her a couple of times. "Like damn, that looked painful."
Lydia groaned as she got to her feet, "Whatever, we got to go find Romeo and find out whereever he $#%&ing is."
At the Digger mansion. . .
"Wow, this place is huge, I've seen villages smaller than this."
Nodding her head and smiling brightly Charlotte answered, "Yep this is the Digger's mansion, well, one of them anyways."
Charlotte would have continued but there was an explosion, *BOOM*, and two voices were coughing and arguing with one another. Ranma jumped on top of the wall, with Charlotte following him up as well. Looking at the fighting pair, he could see a female werecheetah and a young woman that looked like a cross between a werecheetah and a human. "Damnit Brianna," *Cough, hack.* "Watch were you put those things!"
"It's not completely my fault, you're the one that stepped on it, Britanny. Besides, it's not my fault that Peebochu got lost in your room, blame Pee Wee, his goons were bothering us last night."
"Sigh, I know I know, it's just, why did you have to make so many, I finally got done with that pyramid yesterday. And I blow up today." Britanny looked at her sister through lidden eyes and just dared her sister to make a stupid comment.
Brianna was saved from making a comment when they heard the sound of someone clearing their voice. "*AHEM*" Looking in the direction it came from they saw their friend Charlotte and this new guy leaning against the outer wall.
Britanny had to admit, this new werecat looked good enough to eat, 'Mmm, such a hunky werecat, and I'd like to, no bad thought, bad thought, I've got muffin, muffin's all for me.'
Brianna had no such compultions, if you were to look into her mind you would see something like this:
Guy Sighting Protocal #365
1: There is a guy within twenty feet of me.
2: A VERY good looking guy
3: He's wearing very little
4: Oodles of muscles
5: A werecat = Double points
Guy Sighting Protocal #365 demands that I glomp him and drag him into bed for some nookie!
So was it any wonder that Ranma suddenly found himself with an armful of amorous Lycanthropoid? "Purr, what a hunk." Brianna said with a big smile on her face.
Charlotte didn't know what this feeling was that she was feeling, but decided to go with it for now. "Brianna get off of Ranma, I saw him first."
"Eh?" O_O Ranma looked at Charlotte funny and wondered what to do with this very affectionate girl in his arm. Charlotte blushed as she realized what she had said.
Britanny looked on this scene at a loss of what to do, on one hand she wanted to laugh at how funny it looked, on the other hand she was surprised that Charlotte was taking interest in a guy, though she could easily see why. Broad shoulders, big muscles, and he looked so delicous that she could, 'Strype is your muffin, Strype is the only one for you.' Her conscience kept telling her. Finally she went up to Brianna and pulled her off, "So what's your name, stranger?"
Ranma was gratefull that the woman in front of him got that other woman off of him. "My name's Ranma, Ranma Saotome. And you wouldn't happen to be Brittany Elin Diggers, would you?"
Britanny blinked, wondering how he knew her name, some suspitions were in her head, like this guy was after her for either
a: revenge or
b: he was after her as a love interest
"Yes that's me, how do you know that?"
Ranma smiled at her, not using the same one he used on Benji, "Would you believe that I was hired by a cat goddess to be your bodyguard so that you can have as many werecheetah cubs as you wanted?"
Both Britanny and Brianna looked at Charlotte for conformation, it wasn't that they didn't believe that this was possible, weirder things had happened, but they didn't know if he was lying or not. Charlotte looked at them and nodded, "Yep what he says is true, besides, he's well suited for the job, he fell out of the sky and turned Peachbody into a pooch pancake and took out Benji like it was nothing."
The Diggers sisters blinked and Brianna got a wide smile on her face, "Well, it's about time those two had what was coming to them. I'm sure that mom and dad would love to hear about this." And with that Brianna led them into the house.
Britanny had her own doubts, "Why do I need a bodyguard? I can take care of myself."
Ranma answered her, looking down a bit. "While I don't doubt that, but I don't think that anyone will let you fight when you get pregnant, and any enemies of yours will attack you during that time, when you're most vunerable." Britanny winced and nodded, true, that would be a perfect time for Gothwrain, or Pee Wee, or any number of her enemies to show up.
Meanwhile outside Atlanta. . .
Lydia and Moshia found Romeo, or what was left of him. "Damn, what the hell happened to you?"
"Many many missles." The corpse croaked out.
"Huh?" Both wererats answered intellegently.
Romeo groaned and picked himself up, "After that big werecat hit me across the face and I went flying, I noticed I was heading to the ocean, when suddenly this missle barrage hit me over and over and over. And I've been waiting here for you to show up so we could go home."
Lydia looked at him and nodded her head, "Yeah, let's go home, we've got to tell Elder Gothwrain about this new development."
Romeo and Moshia nodded their heads, Lydia took out a gate scroll and in a flash they were gone.
Meanwhile in Japan. . .
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BABY GIRL KASUMI IS GONE?!?" Three guesses and the first two don't count.
Cologne looked at him dispassionatly, "I don't know what happened to your daughter Tendo-san, this is all your fault by the way."
Soun reacted normally, "WAHH! I'M SUCH A BAD FATHER! WAHH! MY BABY GIRL'S GONE AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT! WAHH!"
Ukyo blinked, "Who'd a thunk that you can do a Demon Head attack and cry like that at the same time?"
Hey what happened to Kasumi?
Set grinned, and just as he was about to tell Kasumi who would be training her, Eris walked in. Glaring at her he spoke, "What do you want Erissss, I've already chosssen, Kassumi'sss teacher."
"Well, I'm sorry to say, but I'll be teaching her. Come along dear."
"WHAT?!?"
"Oh you don't know, well I looked over the contract more closely, while you get to mold her, it said nothing about training, so I'll be doing it, bye bye." And with that Eris and Kasumi the Medusa were gone.
Set was seething, "DAMN YOU ERISSS! I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THISSS!!"
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