(A.N. This is something I tought up in a bout of sillyness, well it might not be very funny.)
Ryoga wondered where the hell he was this time, after leaving the Tendo home and heading out to search for Ranma and tell him his feelings he stumbled into a town that looked like a scene from Europe in the Dark Ages. "WHERE ON EARTH AM I NOW?!?!"
A young boy looked at him with a devilish gleam in his eye. "You're in Sairaag. Where I will get Lina Inverse to cast the Giga Slave and destroy everything, hahahahahahaha!!"
Ryoga blinked, "Sairaag, never been here before, oh well." And with that Ryoga turned the corner and promptly got lost.
Hellmaster Phibrizzo (like you didn't know it was him) blinked, "Well that was strange."
When Ryoga decided to look up from the ground he noticed he was in a dojo, but what dojo was 53 stories off of the ground? "You there, who are you?" A voice with a British accent asked.
Ryoga looked at the muscled man wielding a pole and wearing a bandana and overalls. "I'm Ryoga Hibiki, how do I get to Nerima, Tokyo in Japan?"
Billy Kane looked at the kid in front of him like he was on drugs, "Oh I can help you with that." And with that Billy bum-rushed Ryoga in an attempt to knock him out and question him later. Ryoga looked down and saw a piece of paper on the floor and bent down to pick it up. "Oh crap." Billy went flying over Ryoga and out the window and into the street.
Outside Andy Bogard and Mai Shiranui were walking in the evening air by Geese's Tower when suddenly there was an explosion of glass. Andy scratched his head, "I don't think that it's time for Geese's and Terry's annual three night fight." As soon as he said that Billy landed right in front of him.
"Ouch." Meanwhile across town Geese Howard was having dinner with his wife when he had a sudden urge to dock Billy's pay for property damage as well as sue for copywrite infringement.
Ryoga wondered where that British boy went to and kept walking, looking down at the ground he continued until he was no longer in a dojo but in some sort of labratory. "WHERE AM I NOW?!?"
"How the hell did you get in here? The security system was designed to keep Mihoshi out. (Though it hardly ever works.)" A diminuative red-head with green eyes yelled.
"Ano, who are you?"
Smiling she answered, "Why I'm Little Washu Hakubi, the Greatest Scientific Genius in the Universe. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Suddenly two little dolls appeared on her shoulder that looked like her. Doll A, "Washu-sama's the best."
Doll B, "Washu-sama's the coolest."
Ryoga shrugged, "Oh well." And walked down a hallway and got lost.
Washu couldn't believe that someone had ignored her, her, oh he was going to pay for that. She raced after him, but couldn't find him. "DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!"
Ryoga kept walking until he heard the sound of fighting. Thinking that Ranma was around, 'After all, who else would be fighting?' Ryoga rushed to the battle, but not before taking a detour through taking a detour through Golden Rod City and nearly crushing Pikachu, when he got to the fighting he saw eight girls in short skirts fighting a rock monster. He shrugged, oh well, easy enough to handle. He walked up to it unminding of the protests the others gave and touched the thing in the chest. "BAKUSEI TENKENTSU!!" The thing just blew up into a million pieces.
The Senshi couldn't believe it, they had been fighting that thing for over twenty minutes and it wasn't getting tired and some new guy just blows it up with a touch. The prevailing thoughts were, 'Is this guy an enemy?' and 'What a cutie!' "He looks just like my old sempai." Everyone sighed, you knew who that was. When they looked at him again, he was gone!! Now everyone was thinking, 'Where the hell did he go?'
Ryoga just kept searching for whereever Ranma was when he noticed he was in a metal hanger of some sort. "WHERE AM I NOW?!? DAMN IT, THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!!"
Someone raised a gun at him, "You're at Colony L-1, and you had better explain what you're doing here or I will shoot you." The youth, who would later be named Heero Yui, said calmly.
Ryoga blinked, "I was looking for someone named Ranma and I have no idea how I got here."
Heero narrowed his eyes at Ryoga and was about to pull the trigger when a noise distracted him, he looked over and saw it was just a cat. Turning his attention back to Ryoga he blinked when he was no longer there. "Where could he have gone to?"
Where indeed?
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(Posted Fri, 02 May 2003 04:36)
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