Ryoga was lost again, it was getting very annoying to get lost when he wanted to get somewhere else. His head was down and he was getting depressed, when he looked up he saw some signs that were in English. Fortunately he knew the language well. "WHERE THE HELL AM I NOW?!?"
"Hey Asrail, have you ever seen this guy before?"
"Nope Ichi, how you Jeremy?"
"Um, should I know him?"
"*Sigh* Nevermind."
Ryoga blinked as he saw three people talking to one another, he wouldn't have thought much on it except, "How in the world does someone have skunk ears?" Shrugging he walked down the street, turned a corner and got hopelessly lost.
When he took note of his surroundings again, he noticed that there were some giant mechas fighting this monster. "Oh, my god, this world is getting invaded by aliens." Getting depressed at not finding Ranma and was going to get killed by some alien invaders he launched a blast of pure depression at the monster. "PERFECT SHI SHI HOKODAN!!" A collum of pure depression flew at the alien, smacked into a red barrier, which shattered, and hit the ring-like creature, stunning it.
At NERV HQ. . .
"Major, what the hell was that?" Gendo Ikari asked Misato.
"I-I'm not sure sir. It was a green beam of energy, that's all I know." On screen, the pilots finished up what was left of the 14th Angel.
"Yo, major, what the hell happened? Whatever that beam was it was extremely powerful. And whoever did it was a lot more useful than baka-Shinji." Asuka Langely Shoryu spoke to Misato.
"I'm not sure, return for a briefing." Turning to an aide, "Find out where that energy signiture came from."
"Already did ma'am, but whatever caused it is gone." Misato had an eyetwitch and rubbed her forehead, it was one of those months.
Well, Ryoga kept traveling until he came across a cute pink haired girl fighting helecoptor and people with rocket launchers. While he didn't care about girls that way, he couldn't allow someone to get hurt. "Shi Shi Hokodan." He fired a Ki blast at the tail of the helecoptor. When it hit the helecoptor went down and crashed into a lake.
Without having to worry about the helecoptor, Atsuko 'Nuku Nuku' Natsume turned her attention to Emi-chan. She dodged the hailstorm of bullets and picked Emi-chan up and spun her around and around and around. Nuku let go and Emi-chan went flying. Turning to her savior Nuku blinked, wondering what this feeling was. She wanted to thank him, but didn't know how. Then she blinked as she remembered a movie not too long ago, where the guy who helped the girl spent time with her naked in bed doing a whole lot of interesting things. Nuku decided to follow him until she found a bed to do those interesting things with.
And with that Nuku Nuku followed Ryoga as he got lost once again. This time with a traveling partner.
"Hoo boy, I bet Gar got depressed."
"Yep, Luan, he did."
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(Posted Tue, 06 May 2003 19:25)
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