Blinking her eyes, Nuku Nuku said, "But why? Nuku Nuku wants to thank kind person!" And with that, Nuku Nuku latched onto Ryoga in a tight hug.
Of course, Ryoga, preferring men, had an interesting reaction. His eyes widened in fear and he felt blood going to his nose.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
And with that, Ryoga was running, trying to get away from Nuku Nuku as if she were the Bubonic plague.
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Morrigan Aenslade fumed in anger as she was trying to take out Demitri Maximoff. The Vampire lord was very strong indeed. It would take quite a bit of effort to take him down.
Demitri looked up at Morrigan and smirked evilly. "You should come down now. There is no hope for victory for you."
Her face turing into a scowl. "We'll see about that, Maximoff!"
Demitri's smile turned into a frown. He was about to take to the air and attack the insolent succubus, when all of a sudden.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
*THWAM*!
Morrigan blinked her eyes in shock as she watched Demitri get clotheslined by some boy with a girl in school dressed latched onto him. "Hmm... Rather intriguing..."
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At a certain Hotsprings, Keitaro was working hard at sweeping the floors, when all of a sudden...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Keitaro dropped what he was doing and ran to the direction he heard the scream. He was pushed aside as some guy with a large back-pack and girl in school dress ran through...
It was then Keitaro realized that they had come in from the Hotsprings...
And that many, MANY women in towels were following with blunt instruments of vengance.
"Aw, crap..." Keitaro whimpered.
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On the island of Lodoss, a war was being fought. King Fahn and Emperor Beld were clashing with swords, Heroes in their own right, they fought for what would decide the future of Lodoss.
It was then that a trail was being made as something pushed through the masses of Beld's army. Followed by the cry of, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Before anyone knew it, Some boy with a large backpack, and some rather cute girl in a werd outfit came running into the battle-field and slammed right into King Fahn and Emperor Beld.
*WHAM*! *SHINK*!
As the boy continued running, both rulers looked down at each other and saw that they had just run each other through with their swords. They both fell down dead.
"Crap!" Deedlit said, to which most that knew her, face-faulted. "This doesn't solve anything!"
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Ryu Hoshin, the greatest Street Fighter of all time, stood by the edge of a cliff. He breathed the air in deeply. His arms crossed about his chest and eyes closed, he concetrated on his goal.
"The fight is all... The fight is all... The fight is all... The fight is all..." Ryu continued with his mantra. A small leaf blew by him on the wind.
The peaceful tranquility of the world around Ryu was broken by the rather loud scream of, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"What the," Ryu started say, but...
*WHAM*!
And thus Ryu was sent spiralling down the side of the cliff. "OW!" *CRACK*! "ARGH!" *SHNIKT*! "JESUS, THAT HURTS!" *KER-SNACK*! "OH MY GOD, THE PAIN!" "SLAM*! *WHAM*! *BONK, BONK, BONKITY, BONK*!
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Richter Belmont, greatest Vampire Hunter of the Belmont Clan, stood over Alucard, (AN: Castlevania) very smug with himself. "This is the end for you, spawn of Dracula."
Alucard sneered at the accursed, possessed bastard child of the Belmonts. "I... Won't... Give up."
Richter chuckled evilly. Holding his whip high, he prepared to let Alucard have it... But...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Thus, Richter found himself clotheslined, and falling from his perch. Alucard looked over the side and watched as Richter fell onto the ceiling of one of the parts on the castle...
*SHINK*!
And was thoroughly impaled on one of the spikes. "Well, that was rather easy...
And thus, Ryoga Hibiki continued to run in fear, as he searched for Ranma AND tried to get away from this... WOMAN!!!
"Hoo boy, I bet Gar got depressed."
"Yep, Luan, he did."
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