Emperor Ranma of Mongo: It's not a martial arts fight, so... [Episode 41783]

by Kestral

Ranma frowned. If this was a martial arts fight he'd be all over it. This sorta thing he'd rather watch than participate in. Well, maybe if he got his own giant robot? Something he could do martial arts in?

"Well, I ain't got no giant robot that I can really fight in, so - why don't you handle it, General Grimm?" Ranma threw out the idea, seeing if it sounded ludicrous.

The rocky general's eyes glittered with eagerness, indicating that Ranma had made a correct decision.

Volcanians were long lived and generally the most violent thing they did was military architecture. They were not a warrior race by choice. General Grimm was something of an exception. "Rotate the ship so we can bring minor weapons to bear. Polarize the hull plating. Black Tiger squadron, launch! You have targets. Repeat. You have targets. Switch scanners to look for high energy output sources and target accordingly."


The Klingons were ready for a lot of things, including the barrage of laser blasts - pitiably weak by their standards. What they were alarmed by was the idea of tiny little snubships swarming out and firing pitifully weak lasers and launching missiles.

It was alarming because those missiles were not laughable. They weren't nuclear weapons but they came darn close, one of the things Yan had gotten into was weapons development. When these missiles went off, they registered in the kton explosive force range. They were getting fired off by vehicles who were wildly dodging disruptor bolts. Hit one and thirty others were impacting the shields and producing the usual results of dimming lights and alarm klaxons on the impacted ships.


"You actually want to fight one of these 'Klingons' one on one?" Grimm asked his Emperor.

"Yeah, that'd be cool," agreed Ranma.

Grimm nodded. Warrior species. Made sense looked at in that light. "All hands, cease bombardment. Lieutenant Mrowr, open hailing frequencies and state my Emperor still wishes to duel a member of the noble warrior race 'Klingon' as a measure of his own fighting prowess."


Listening to this pronouncement and hearing the whoop of various alarms going off within his ship, the Klingon Wing Commander decided:

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(Posted Sun, 04 May 2003 15:48)


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