[Episode 42076] [Episode 42076]" Oh stuff it you Dynasty tramp! What the hell possessed you to kiss Ranma like that!" Asrail nearly screamed in anger. Last time she saw Uriel she knocked her in the path of a Dragon to be Barbaqued.
" He's strong...and I intend to make him my husband to strengthen the Dynasty bloodline!"
" ...I did not just hear that..." Archon shivered.
" You heard me Kryn, I have marked that man Ranma as my future betrothed!" Uriel stood up and crossed her arms.
" Oh HELL no! If you think I'm gonna let you take Ranma FORGET IT!" Asrial reached for a blaster, but realized that her gear was still in her damaged ship.
" You have no right to force yourself upon Ranma..and I for one refuse to let a member of the dreaded Dynasty of the Stars take him into their clutches." Archon growled as her artifact glowed.
" Oh dear me, you certainly have luck with women eh Ranma? .....Ranma?" Julia looked around, Ranma was nowhere in sight. " Must've fled in the confusion....smart move.."
" WHAT?!" All three Alien Princesses exclaimed, and dashed for the house, the only logical hidding place for the pig-tailed martial artist.
" Uh Sensei should we...?" Luan began to ask, but stopped as Julia held up a hand.
" No Luan...we'll stay out of this...if they damage the house however we will intervine and make him fix what they break."
Meanwhile in the house Ranma was mad-dashing to look for a place to hide. Finding the nearest door he could he threw it open and soon wished he hadn't.
" OOOOOOOH YES STRIPE YEEEEEES!"
Ranma's eyes went wide as dinner-plates and his nose explode blood, he 'eeped'. " OHMYGOD,OHMYGOD,OHMYGOD!" Was the mantra chant in his mind.
Ranma did NOT expect nor want to walk in and Britanny & Stripe...screwing each other like wild-cats (no pun intended).....it almost made the scene he saw when he walked in on Brianna & Genn a year or so ago look tame.
Now the two bed occupents noticed a nasty draft and stopped their activities to look at the source of the draft.
" RANMA SHUT THE DAMN DOOR, AND KNOCK NEXT TIME!" Both Stripe 7 Britanny exclaimed in enbarassed anger.
" GAAAAAAH SORRY!" Ranma slammed the door shut and ran down the hallway.
After a locking sound was heard from the door, the shouts and bed-creaking sounds returned.
" OOOOOH THAT'S THE SPOTTTTTT YEEEEEES!"
" Shit can they get any louder?!"
" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEESSSSSSSS GIMME YOUR BABIES MUFFIN!"
" I had to ask...." Ranma grumbled.
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