At the emd of the hallway, Ranma opened one door, and he found the bathroom. "No, this won't do. Someone is bound to use the bathroom sooner or later..."
Running back down the hallway, Ranma tried to the door to his right. He knew it was Gina's room, as he helped move some of Gina's smaller projects upstairs...
But the door was locked. "Damn it! I could have hidden in there!"
Still wanting to hide, but not wanting to break down Gina's door, he turned around, saw the nearest door and grabbed the handle. Turning it, he opened the door and stepped right back into...
Britanny and Stryyp's room. "OOPS! SORRY!!!"
Britanny and Stryyp stopped in mid-thrust and turned towards Ranma. "DAMN IT, RANMA!!!" Britanny screamed.
"SORRY!!!" Ranma chocked out, turning to run out of the room, slamming the door behind him.
Stryyp sighed. "That's the second time this happened..."
"So?" Britanny asked. "No, Muffin. Back to BABY MAKING! TAKE ME, LOVE ME, F*CK MEEEEE!!!"
Outside, Ranma was turning and looking around, looking for some door he hadn't tried. He noticed one down the hall to the left of Britanny and Stryyp's. "AH HA!"
And so, Ranma turned the handle.
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Brianna sighed as she lay on her bed. Today was boring. Boring, boring, boring. Gina was hogging the Lab, as she had a major Beta Tech experiment in the works, and would need all available energy the labs generators can create.
Still, this wasn't torture upon Brianna. Unlike her sister, Gina, Brianna's life did not revolve around science or finding out the unknown... Brianna just like to 'build the better mousetrap', and , simple, 'blow big shit up'...
However, Brianna was still grounded for another week before she could use some of her firearms. After an incident with a explosve 9mm shells and the armament stuck on 'rapid fire', Brianna was not allowed to go on target practice. "Still, better off than having to build a pyramid, or a dojo, or something..." Brianna told herself. "But still..."
Sighing, Brianna knew she couldn't tap into her last resort. Nookie, and lots of it. There weren't any 'free' studs around anymore. Her favorite sexual outlet was permanently female and was now the girlfriend of Brianna's OTHER sexual outlet. While she was happy for Seance and Genn, Brianna literally had no on around where she could just release her sexual tension. "Damn, I'm horny..." She thought in despair.
It was then that the door to Brianna's room slammed open, and in stepped a frantic-looking Ranma. "B, Brianna!" Ranma said, "You gotta hide me! There's three alien princesses out there, and they all WANT me in a sexually oriented way!!!"
Brianna looked Ranma over, and took note of what he said. And it was then an important piece of information hit Brianna. Ranma was more or less free, (he had fiancees, but he didn't want any of them) and he was pretty studly...
Grinning like the Cheshire cat, Brianna said, "Why Ranma... I'd be happy to hide you..."
Ranma's eyes lit up like the lights on a Christmas tree. "You mean that, Brianna?"
Somehow, Brianna's smile managed to actually widen. "Oh, yes... I can... Eh heh heeeeeh..."
Ranma sweat-dropped, recognizing that look all TOO well. "Er, sorry to disturb you Brianna." Ranma apologized as he turned towards the door. "I guess I'l be looking for another hiding place and-"
Using her semi-werecheetah speed, Brianna had already slammed the door shut and stood right next to Ranma. "Now, now... Don't be shy..."
Gulping, and taking a step back, Ranma realized he had stepped right out of the frying pan... And into the fire...
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In the living room, we see a rather rambunctious young couple making out. The apprentice Aura Mage, Seance, and the Raskshasa, Genn. And they were rather enjoying themselves too...
Of course, this being the Diggers household, nothing can ever go peacefully. And soon, the Salusian Princess stepped into the room.
"Hey guys, habe you seen Ran..." Asrial trailed off at the sight of Seance and Genn making out right then and there. "Er... Don't mind me, keep smooching and groping all right?"
Paying Asrial no heed, Genn and Seance kept with at it with their smooching, enjoying the fact they were with each other.
With a sigh, Asrial wondered if she and Ranma would ever be that close. Well, only one way to find out!
And so, Asrial went further into the Diggers mansion, searching for her groom-to-be.
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Back upstairs, Jalliele'Brea had just finished walking up the staircase. "Hmm... No where could Ranma be?"
Archon's ear twitched as she picked up a noise. One coming from Britanny and Stryyp's room... Just the faintest noise, really...
"OH YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!! OH, GOD! MUFFIN! RAM ME! MAKE IT HOME!!!"
Thinking of what Stryyp and his chosen mate were doing cause Jalliele'Brea to blush. "Oh my..."
It was then a thought came to Archon. How big was Stryyp? What was she missing? What did Britanny have that she didn't? Deciding to try and find this out, Archon decided to 'accidentally' peek at Britanny and Stryyp coupling together. "Here goes nothing..."
It was pretty safe to say that Britanny and Stryyp were pretty shock the door was opened again. "Uh... Archon?" Stryyp asked, blushing like mad.
Britanny growled slightly. This was the third time today her baby-making with her Muffin was interrupted. "What do you want!?"
Archon just stared at the two for a moment. "Oh my..." She muttered in shock. "I wonder if Ranma is that big... Or maybe bigger?"
Stryyp was now bright as a tomato and trying to cover himself. Britanny narrowed her eyes dangerously, knowing the Empress of Aebra was checking out her husband. "HEY!!!"
Blinking her eyes, Archon realized what she had been doing and blushed a beet-red. "OH! Excuse me! I was... Uh..." Archon mumbled. She had to find a decent excuse for this. She blinked her eyes as one came to her. "Have either of you seen Ranma around?"
Both Britanny and Stryyp groaned. "As a matter of fact, yes we did..." Stryyp answered
Britanny huffed in indignition. "He interrupted us TWICE already!
Archon nodded her head. "Ah. All right. Thanks for telling me." And with that, Archon left the room and slammed the door shut.
"I think we better lock it this time..." Stryyp said. Of course, before he could do such an action, Britanny was already all over him again. "Mmmmm... Nothing phases you, does it?"
"Nope..." Britanny answered with a smile. "Now, LET'S GET BACK TO MAKING BABIES!"
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Meanwhile, back in Penny's back yard, the Princess of the planet Zardon was finally waking up from her forcefully-induced nap, and considered calling the 'Triple S', (Salusian Spacecraft Society) to have her ship towed. "Damn Dynasty trash..."
Of course, Princess Leeana had conveniently forgotten that she brought all this upon herself... Oh well...
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In her lab, Gina was having a rather good time. She had almost unlocked this latest piece of Beta Tech. One more run of coding and soon whatever she had would be open...
"And when this is open, I just know I'll be able to find out so much more of the Beta Phantoms. I just know it..." Gina thought to herself. Her inner-instincts told her this would be VERY important to her research, and she almost had this opened...
"Excuse me..." Came a female voice from behind Gina.
Gina sighed. "Look, can I talk later?" She asked. She started to turn around and said, "I am performing some delicate research and.. Cannot... Be..." Gina's eyes widened at the sight of URIEL in her home. "Oh crap..."
And it was then Gina did something VERY undignified for a woman with her experience...
*THUD*!
She fainted.
"So much for getting info from her..." Uriel muttered to herself, disgusted.
Little did Uriel realize that the activation code just nlocked on the piece of Beta Tech...
"NO THANK YOU!!!"
"OH, GOD DAMN IT!!!"
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