Nabiki put the gun to her lips, blew the smoke off of it, twirled it around once. She smirked to herself. "I can see why people like doing that."
Akane asked, "Nabiki? When did you get a gun?"
Nabiki thought for a minute. "Let's see. Right after you got your memory wiped by Shampoo. Didn't want to get hurt, if she tried something lethal."
Ranma looked at Nabiki. "Well, thanks for the save.."
Nabiki put on an air of fake confusion. "But Ranma? Who said I was saving you? I didn't want the priest to take the credit." She pointed the gun at Ranma. She then looked at the blood from the unconscious . "Hmm...must remember to get a snack before he wakes up." Her tongue, much longer than normal, snaked it's way out of her mouth, as she licked her lips. She smiled darkly, revealing two small fangs.
Akane blinked, and stepped away. "Um...Nabiki...what's going on? What's with the weird tongue thing. "
Nabiki's dark sinister smile, turned into a happy, cheery smile. "Oh, nothing. I just sold my humanity for eternal life, and one million American Dollars."
Ranma and Akane both yelled at the same time, "WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kasumi, who was standing near the closet, simply said, "Well, shit." At everyone's looks, she shrugged, "What? 'Oh, my' didn't cut it."
Nabiki blinked. "Ooooookkkkaaaaaaay. Anyway, I just met this nice guy who promised me eternal life and a million dollars. I said okay, he gave me a FREAK chip, turning me into a FREAK-type vampire, we had sex, he told me to kill Ranma, because Nodoka had an affair, and Ranma was actually the son of some vampire named Alucard, or Arucard, or something like that. Then, we had more sex."
Ranma said, "Wait, my mom had an affair?"
At the same time, Akane said, "Wait, you had sex?"
Nabiki nodded, "'Multiple times' to both questions. Anyway, excuse me while I kill Ranma, then turn you all into ghouls. Unless you want eternal life?"
"No."
"Oh well. It's not like any of you can stop me..."
Time froze, as Nabiki realized something. Whenever somebody says, "It's not like any of you can stop me," the villian is immediately stopped. Sure enough, Nabiki WAS stopped, by...
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