Jesus, it's another Bet!: The Fanatical Priest Visits. [Episode 42713]

by Mitchell Lord

Anderson walked up to the door of the Tendo Dojo. He knocked once. Kasumi opened the door. She looked Anderson over, and noticed the cross around his neck, while he noticed the cross she wore around hers.

Anderson smiled. "Interesting. I didn't expect to see a fellow servent of God in Japan."

Kasumi bowed slightly to him. "Father. I didn't expect a priest to visit."

"I'm here to see Ranma Saotome."

She blinked. "You wouldn't happen to be engaged to him, would you? Or looking for a martial arts challenge?"

Anderson stepped back, and expression of shock on his face. "W..w...w...why would I be ENGAGED to HIM!!! And I don't practice martial arts."

Kasumi shrugged. "Most of the visitors are one of the two." She turned towards the stairs, and yelled, "Ranma! You have a visitor! It's not a fiancee or a challenger!"

Ranma walked down the stairs followed by Akane and Nabiki, who both came to see what was going on. He asked, "Okay, who are ya, and why're ya here?"

Anderson sighed to himself. "Kids these days. No manners." Anderson began walking towards Ranma, "I am Anderson. I come from the Iscariot Institution, with an important message."

He stopped right in front of Ranma. Ranma's limited danger sense fired off, and he jumped back, as Anderson pulled a small sword from the inside of his cloak. Anderson leveled the sword at Ranma. "You who carry within you the blood of darkness, you shall be sent back to hell."

Kasumi looked over the shocked expressions on Akane and Nabiki's faces, the fanatical gleam in Anderson's eyes, and the sword, pointed at Ranma's chest. She summed it all up, in two words. "Oh, my."

• Anderson fell to the ground, a large, bleeding hole in his torso. Nabiki blew smoke from the gun in her hand. "Idiot. Though his blood might make a nice snack, for a FREAK like me..."
• Anderson stabbed Ranma. Ranma clutched the sword in his chest, then melted into a shadow, with a thousand eyes, each with a strange gleam...
• A large mallet hit Anderson on the head. Akane said, "We better tie up this crazy priest..."
• Seles crashed through the roof, and landed right on Anderson, knocking him to the ground. She doesn't get up. "Ow. Stupid Reinforced Roof. Pain."
• Something else happens
• Another something else happens. "Sound of Halconnen being loaded." What? I just put two something else options! Is that so wrong!"

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(Posted Thu, 08 May 2003 16:01)

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