But who... Who would be of use to Vash... Or, at least, who could Ted send with Vash, that will give Ted loads and loads of entertainment. Someone that would be a major help to Vash, but also make things MUCH harder for him.
After a moment of consideration, Ted managed a mental smile as the perfect candidate came to the forefront of his consciousness. "Oh, just too perfect..."
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Vash the Stampede, the Sixty-Billion Double Dollar Man, was currently just trying to get a drink. Having managed to lose the two Insurance Ladies, he ducked into a bar and was currently sitting on a bar-stool. "Excuse me, bartender, may I get a..."
It was then Vash blinked as he came to a realization. Reality started to fade away around the Humanoid Typhoon, the scenery changing to an omnipresent dark blue vortex. "Well, this certainly isn't normal..." Vash quipped.
Seeing his bar-stool disappear from right underneath his butt, Vash felt below him for anything. Nothing. "Hmm... I wonder how long I'll be suspended before I faaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL..."
And so, Vash went falling through a swirling vortex of reality...
However, he wouldn't be the only one...
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The Lycanthropoid, Brianna Diggers, a clone of her two 'sisters' was currently finishing up the specs on her latest power armor. A high-defense armor with heavy plating, and the only weapon a custom 24mm vulcan with semi-automatic components and choice of three different rounds: explosive, acidic, and flame. "Yeah. For once I have an armor that can take major damage before needing repair. With this baby, I'll be bale to g on longer missions and... What the..."
Brianna blinked her eyes as she noticed that the room around her, the armor, hell, even the welding flame she had in her hand was fadding away. It was like all reality was coming apart around her, changing into a swirling vortex of dark blue. "What the heeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!?"
And thus, Brianna was falling. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! This sucks, this sucks, THIS SUCKS!!!"
Following Brianna, was the twin cry of, "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! This sucks, this sucks, THIS SUCKS!!!"
Brianna turned her head to the side to see a blonde-haired man in a red trench-coat falling alongside her. "Hey, who're you!?"
Vash, who was saying every prayer he knew, stopped. Opening his eyes, he saw a well-endowed blonde-haired woman with a stripe over her left eye. "Uh... Hello?"
Sighing, Brianna decided that it couldn't hurt to ask. "Any clue where this leads?"
Vash shook his head as the two continued their freefall. "Nope. Not at all."
"Oh, all right..." Brianna answered. It felt like they were falling, and fast, but there was no end in sight. "THIS SUCKS DONKEY BALLS!"
As if to answer Brianna, a portal of light appeared below the Lycanthropoid and the Plant. They could see what looked like a building below...
Meanwhile, at the Xavier Institue for Gifted Youngsters, three students were hanging out in the pool. Actually, one was just hanging out by the pool as the water interfered with his mutant ability.
"Hey, Johnny!" Bobby Drake called out to his bud. "You sure you don't want to come into the pool? There's more than enough room for Rogue and myself to swim through."
John, or, 'Pryo' as he was more commonly called, just shook his head as he continued to open and close his lighter. "Nah. You don't need me. You two can have more than enough fun by yourselves." He finished with a suggestive wink.
The two students blushing, Rogue cleared her voice. "C'mon, John." Rogue said. "Always room for one more."
Pyro shook his head again. "Heh, I told ya. Thanks, but no thanks. I'm fine up here." Then after a moment, he said, "Besides. I'm sure someone else will join in pretty soo-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Were the dual screams in the air, which were accompanied by two splashes as two large forms crashed down into the pool, causing geysers of water to erupt into the air and come down everywhere around the pool...
*SPLASH*!
"Oh, John, you okay?" Bobby asked.
To answer that, Pyro just spit out some water.
After a few seconds, the first form came up. Bobby and Rogue stared at the blonde-haired woman with cat-ears and stripe over her eye. The prevalent thought in both students minds were, 'was she a mutant'?
But, before they could ask, the blonde man in the red trenchcoat came up,m his arms flailing. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP ME! I CAN'T SWIM!!!"
... What? You live in a desert planet, and let's see what you know about swimming!
As Vash continued to try and swim for the first time in his life, Vash grabbed onto the nearest thing he could..."
Rogue's chest.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!" Was the screamn from Rogue which echoed throughout the estate...
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Ted chuckilly happily. Oh, this was going to cause quite a bit of fun indeed.
But... What about those who would correspond to the heroes?
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In the Amazon Rainforest of Brazil, a vortex of red appeared in the sky. And from it, fell a blonde-haired man in a white outfit.
Millions Knives had landed. And he was surprised that he landed in a stream, and lookiing up, he could barely see bast all the trees...
Of course, if he did, he would have seen a certain item incoming.
*WHAM*!
"OW!"
Knives grumbled as he held his nose, after having teh black Angel Arm land on it.
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Las Vegas. A land of corruption, greed, and lots of immoral people. A land where entertainment was the name of the game, and most crimes were legalized as to provide better service to customers and visitors.
No one noticed as a red vortex appeared and dropped a small creature. One that had been imprisoned for so long. A small werecheetah with human ears and an eye stripe only on her right eye.
The Grave Digger had been given a physical body once more...
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