[Episode 44999] [Episode 44999]Sitting on one areas of the beach were Britanny and Stripe. Britanny was dressed in a rather ripped t-shirt, only the collar and a bit of the shirt's front remained, a pair of legless shorts, and a bright tropical flower in her hair. Stryyp was wearing a pair of cut-off jeans. The two were watching the sunset.
Of course, Britanny wasn't as interested in the sunset as she was in the rather nice Kryn prince beside her. She slowly crept over to her man on her hands and knees, her breasts swaying a bit from side to side as she got closer to Stripe.
Stripe took Britanny into his arms as she got close enough and kissed her passionately, as his hands went to removing her shirt, and in tune, Britanny hands were removing his shorts.
With clothing removed, the two lovers started going at each other as if they were two cats in heat.
And then Ranma popped into the picture, startling the two people entangled. "Hey, Cheetah. Are you okay?"
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"WHAAAAAAAAA!?" Britanny cried out as she sat up, hugging her blanket to her chest.
Ranma fell back from her sitting position, rather surprised by Britanny's sudden awakening. "Woah! Sorry, Britanny."
"RANMA!" Britanny cried out as she stared at the red werewolf.
Having the decency to look ashamed, Ranma said, "Sorry, Britanny. You were moaning in your sleep, and I was afraid you were in pain."
Hearing that, Britanny let out a sigh. Ranma really was a good kid. A bit too naive for Britanny's comfort, but she was still a really good kid. "It's... Okay, Ranma... Just don't startle me like that when I'm sleeping."
Ranma nodded her head. "All right, Britanny."
Gina, Lydia, and Genn, who were already up, were sitting by what remained of the base of the history recorder, making sandwiches. "Yes, Ranma. You shouldn't startle Britanny when she's having 'fun'..." Gina said with a smile.
Ranma blinked her eyes. "Fun?"
"GINA!" Britanny growled.
"Yes." Genn answered. "I could use my ESP to see what kind of dream would make her sigh and moan like that, but it's rude to pry thoughs from friends."
"Who needs @#$%in' ESP?" Lydia said with a smirk. "Cheetah was probably @#$%in' dreaming about Stripe again!"
"Dreaming about Stripe!?" Ranma asked "Oh goodness! Cheetah, is Stripe hurting you at all? Oh, I never thought him to be the type to get involve in domestic violence!"
Britanny, Gina, Lydia, and Genn sweat-dropped. Ranma really was too innocent for her own good.
Sighing, Britanny held Ranma's shoulder and said, "No, Ranma... Stripe is not hurting me at all."
Letting out a sigh of relief, Ranma said, "Oh thank goodness."
"Yes, Ranma," Genn agreed. "Whatever Stripe was doing in Britanny's dream, he was doing it well."
"DO YOU ALL MIND!?" Britanny screamed. Breathing heavilly for a moment, she said, "All right... While I was sleeping, has anyone figured out a way we're going to get out of this timb while Gina, Ranma, and myself have this bad luck curse over our heads?"
"Well, with the help of Gina's knowledge, and my magic, we've been analyzing the properties of the curse, Cheetah." Genn answered.
"Okay, then how does this curse affect us?" Britanny asked.
"This curse works like snowballing effect." Gina said.
Britanny blinked. "You mean we accept it and then we have to give it to someone else?"
Lydia groaned. "Not THAT snowballing, you nympho!"
Ranma blinked her eyes. "Snowballing? What's that supposed to mean?"
Deciding to spare Ranma, Gina butted in. "Never mind Ranma. What I'm trying to say it's effect is like that of a snowball going downhill. Our bad luck is small right now, but as time goes on, it'll keep getting worse and worse, until we become so ridiculously unlucky that a space-shuttle would probably make a crash landing on our heads!"
Groaning in annoyance, Britanny said, "Just frikin' great..." She then stretched and yawned. "So, how're we supposed to get out of here? What's the best way out?"
"Unfortunately for us, it's just as I feared..." Genn answered as he motioned to the magical map etched into the floor. "This tomb has an equal amount of traps surrounding all the exits. As a Rakshasa, my magic only allows me to do small tasks, like creating this map, limited levitation, or use my ESP to change my shape and gender. I can't do much against these death-traps." Then as an afterhtough, he muttered, "Good thing I'm not curse like you, Gina, and Ranma are..."
"Hey!" Britanny, Gina, and Ranma said in perfect sync.
"Well, it's the truth..." Genn said, blushing.
Leaning over, Britanny studied the map for a moment. "Hey! What about this area? The map doesn't show any traps over here."
Looking over to where Gina was pointing, Genn's face paled. "NO!!! Believe me, we CANNOT go that way! A great Daemon lives there as its lair! It's far too dangerous!"
"Jinkies!" Gina said around a bite of her sandwich. "How big is it?"
Blushing for a moment, Genn scratched the back of his head and blushed. "It's... It's... Ehem... About five inches long..."
Lydia laughed. "Heh! Believe me, there's no @#$%in' danger."
"What makes you so sure?" Genn said. "I've lived here!"
"And I @#$%in' made my way through there earlier." Lydia said. "Yeah, it's rather @#$%in' creepy, but I met no danger when I went through it to fidn the others."
Genn blinked his eyes in shock. He took this into contemplation. "Really? I don't think the Daemon would leave its lair... Hmm... That just might make it possible for us to escape...
Seeing that everyone was becoming serious, Gina decided to Try to brighten the mood. "Anyway, Cheetah, I'm making sandwiches for breakfast. What do you want: peanut butter, jelly, or both?"
"Meat." Britanny answered.
"I don't have any." Gina said.
"And you're not getting any of my cheeze-whiz." Lydia also added.
"I don't want your damn cheeze-whiz. I want some meat." Britanny grumbled. She always was a cranky werecheetah if she didn't start off the day with a nice animal product.
Digging into her pack for a moment, Ranma pulled out a can. "Hey, Britanny, I was saving this for later, but you can have it."
Britanny looked at the can Ranma held. Her eyes widened when she realized what it was. "Tuna! Oh, god bless your little lupine heart, Ranma!"
Ranma smiled, happy she made Britanny happy. "Don't worry. I want to help."
Wringing her hands in anticipation, Britanny asked, "So, where's the can opener? I want to dig in!"
It was then that Ranma blinked her eyes in surprise. "Uh... Can opener?"
Britanny looked at the embarassed Lycanthrope of the Lupine-persuasion and growled in disbelief. "Ranmaaaa..."
"Uh... Britanny..." Ranma then said.
"What?" Britanny asked.
"Your shorts are drooping." Ranma said.
Britanny growled in disbelief. "Damn it. First I'm woken up freom a nice dream, then no tuna, and now my shorts which were choking me yesterday, are now as loose as can be. THIS DAY SUCKS!!!"
"Hmm... It looks like the bad luck has begun..." Genn said warningly.
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