"Hey, Gina!" Britanny called out.
"Cheetah!" Gina snapped. "I've got some questions to ask you about Peeper you greedy..."
And then the room was flooded with light.
"Why are the lights off? Don't you guys know how to use a light switch?" Genn asked.
"Gina, this is Genn," Britanny said. "He's gonna show us around this dump. (that's Gina over there, Genn)."
"She is a beautiful woman, Cheetah! You must be jealous of her quite often," Genn said suddenly. Gina looked from side to side and then blushed turning toward Genn.
"Who, me?" Gina asked. And at that point the rat interjected her opinion on the matter.
"*#$%# horny bastard aren't you?" Lydia demanded smacking the rat on the head.
"Lydia!" Gina snapped. "You're just jealous of my beauty! Admit it!!"
"Lydia you still haven't told me about why you were talking about Mr. Cheese," Ranma said coming into the room.
"Why you nerdy..." Lydia snapped.
"Why you scrawny...." Gina responded.
"Hey, how did you get that thing to work?" Genn asked. "I've been trying to activate that historian for centuries."
A few minutes later...
"The great and fabulous Gold Digger! Spends millions on this 'quest for scientific knowledge'! Shows her TRUE greedy green color when she finds the pot at the end of the rainbow has nothing but LINT in it! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!"
"Laugh it up, Fuzzball," Gina growled. "Wait, there's something shiny over there!!"
As that went on in the background Lydia and Ranma were running their own investigations.
"Ummm, historian machine thing," Ranma started uncertainly.
"What the @%$#@$ happened to her dad all those #$@#$@ years ago!!" Lydia demanded smacking the console hard and interrupting her younger sister.
"Unable to compute," the machine said in Gina's voice. "Please restate!"
"#%#@$@#$ worthless #@$@#^&#$ computer!!!" Lydia repeated. "Show us the $#^#$^in' answer!"
"Umm, Lydia," Ranma started to say and then her elder sister smashed her hand down into the machine, sending up a shower of sparks.
"Error 01-E," the computer's voice declared.
"$%$#%#$." both McCracken's snapped angrily. Ranma and Lydia proceeded to attack the machine viciously as Genn watched, sweatdropping until:
"Go get that nerd over her to fix this thing!" Lydia declared.
"Uh right," Ranma said going away, muttering under her breath.
Lydia continued to mash buttons and smack the machine until...
"No, wait!" Ranma's voice called out. "Dr. Diggers don't touch..."
Then there was this loud roaring accompanied by very bright lights and scary demonic faces.
"What the @$@#$ was that?" Lydia asked.
"...that...it's cursed," Ranma finished lamely.
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