[Episode 45387] [Episode 45387]Uriel groaned as she woke up in the dojo, god damn did all that noise keep her up until two a.m., when she just finally fell asleep. Looking at the others in the room, she smirked as she saw Penny and her pet harpie sleeping only a few feet away from one another. Last night when Penny tried to go home, she had found out her house was comendeered by Leeana. She had come back to the Diggers to spend the night, but all the noise had told her not to go inside. So they camped out in the dojo.
Uriel herself wanted to go and sleep inside, but the fact was was that no one would let her stay overnight, especially those Kyrn that were staying. After she made sure that there was nothing wrong with that earth girl Gina, she had noticed a project that was being worked on. Beta-tech, she believed it was called, and inside the beta-tech, there was something that had caught her interest, a emerald-colored orb about the size of a baseball. She didn't know what it was, but thought it looked nice, so she had picked it up and took it with her. Standing up and stretching a bit to work the kinks out of her back, she idly tossed the orb up and down while thinking about the situation. That pig-tailed boy, (now werecheetah, but she doesn't know that) had once helped thwart her plans, but how did she feel about him? Sure he was strong, and good looking, but did she want to try 'traditional' methods of getting her groom?
Uriel shook her head, doing that would probably get the Kyrn, the Salusian, the other Earthlings, and possibly that Zardonian after her, and she was without backup at this point. Looking at Penny and her harpie she remembered how they all got to be sleeping in the dojo in the first place.
Flashback. . .
"What are you doing here? First you wreck my house and now you probably want to wreck the Digger's place as well." Penny accused her, though she was ready to take off like a bat-out-of-hell if Uriel decided to do something about her.
Uriel shook her head, "Look, Penny is it, I don't want to fight, I want to just get some sleep, and my spaceship is back at your place and that Zardonian and her pet dog have taken over the place, so I'm going to sleep out here." Just then some loud screams and moans filled the air. "Damn, everyone is having sex like it's going out of style."
Charlotte spoke up, she didn't like this person, but if she didn't attack Penny or herself she could tolerate her. "You really mean it? You don't want to fight?"
"Of course not, I want sleep. You two can sleep out here as well, there's plenty of blankets and pillows, though if you attack me, I'll hurt you." They both nodded at that.
End Flashback. . .
Uriel shook her head, those two and her had sat up and talked a bit because of all that damned noise, none of them had gotten any sleep. A mosquito landed on her face, taking the hand that had been tossing the orb up and down, she slapped the mosquito and the orb hit the ground with a thud. Looking at it Uriel blinked when it started glowing and rolling towards Penny and Charlotte, who rolled towards it and touched it with thier hands at the same time. The orb flashed green and sucked the two of them into it. The glow stopped a second later. Her eyes wide and jaw hanging Uriel could only think one thing, 'The people inside are not going to like this.'
Meanwhile at the Pincer estate. . .
Leeana smirked, human computers were so easy to get through security protocals, it was a wonder why so many alien races coveted Earth and tried to get a royal foothold on the planet.
"Let's see, what about that guy Asrial wants, a Ranma Saotome? Hmm, ah here we go." Opening a file on the martial artist she scanned over his file, "Let's see, master-level martial artist, that's the second highest recognized skill level on the planet. Nice guy, forgives you for trying to kill him, as long as you don't try and kill his friends. Tends to speak before thinking, though if you give him a chance he'll explain what he means. Has too many girl problems, mainly because of his father. Hunky beefcake? What the?" Scanning she saw an attactment that had pictures. "Hmm, pictures, well let's see, what does he look. . .like?" Leeana stared, she couldn't help it, there were pictures of Ranma training without a shirt on, and even pictures of him taking a shower. "Oh my GOD!!" Leeana's jaw dropped a bit and drool started coming out. Coming back to her senses, and wiping the drool off of her face she made a decision. "Asrial I hope you've gotten one last look at him, because I am definately going to bed him."
Meanwhile in Nerima. . .
Colonge couldn't believe it, well she could since she had seen the whole thing on her crystal, thank the ancestors that yesterday had been slow, first Ranma lost his virginity to that Lycanthropoid, not that Colonge thought it a bad thing, it just meant that he'd be able to pleasure Shampoo better when they bedded. But then he turned into a werecheetah, which was incredibly shocking, 'Still it's not a bad thing per say.' Colonge knew that Brianna didn't mean for that to happen, but then he went back and confessed his feelings for the Lycanthropoid and then mated with her at least sixty-five to seventy times. She couldn't tell for sure because they were moving a bit too fast at times. Then he gets up to train and gets the snot beaten out of him, not too surprising considering he was up against the Armsmaster of Jade, Colonge herself had taken on Julia and lost when she had asked for a sparring session against the Armsmaster to see if Ranma's claims were true. Then he mates with a Kyrn woman. Cologne didn't recognize her, but she had met Strype in the past.
Colonge shook her ancient head, 'At least he's got stamina, and here I thought Happosai was the only guy that could keep going like that.' She mused thinking back to her honeymoon. Sure Happosai was banned from Amazon lands, but that didn't stop Cologne from going after him and bedding him off Amazon lands when they were younger, thinking about that always brought a blush to her ancient cheeks.
"Well, I better get some sleep for tomarrow, good thing Shampoo was busy downstairs and didn't see this, she might try and do something stupid."
While all of this was going on. . .
"I swear I did not mean for this to happen."
"Yeah right."
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