Usagi's New Day: Contract Negotiations. [Episode 46409]

Usagi was not sure if she had actually woken up or was still having some bizarre dream.  Waking up to discover that a humanoid wolf, who had been smearing her sleeping body with barbeque sauce, had a note of sale stating he'd bought her off her brother was quite surreal, even considering her secret life.

"This contract is absurd!  It's ridiculous!"

"No, it's perfectly straight forward.  Your brother sold you fair and square."

"You can't just buy a girl like that!"

"I just did.  It was rather easy."

"It's not legal!"

"It is where I come from."

"This isn't where you come from!  Duh!  It's not legal by our laws!"

"As an ambassador from the Animal Kingdom, I have diplomatic immunity."

"Diplomatic what now?"

"Immunity.  It means that your laws don't apply to me."

"I know what it means!  Well, your laws don’t apply to me either.  So there."

"Actually they do.  It's in Section 42 Paragraph B of the Nippon-Animal Kingdom treaty.  All slaves belonging to visiting dignitaries from the Animal Kingdom shall remain subject to the Laws of the Animal Kingdom."

"I'm not your slave!"

"Of course you are.  I just bought you from your brother, didn't I?"

"You can't buy girls in Japan!"

"Oh yes I can."

"Oh no you can't!"

"The Nippon-Animal Kingdom free trade act says I can."

"It does not!"

"Does too!"

"Does n…  Wait, since when does Japan have a trade agreement with your Kingdom?"

"Since I signed the mutual defense treaty with your Emperor.  Now stop this fuss and let me get on with it."

"I'm too young to be eaten!"

"Your brother assured me you were old enough to have sex and you smell ripe enough to me."

"I don't want to… have sex?"

"Of course, what else did you think I mean to do with a sex slave?"

"Then, what's the barbecue sauce for?"

"Foreplay of course.  I'm not a barbarian, just kinky.  Now, shall we get on with it?"