"What're they up to?" Ukyou asked herself, stepping outside of the Ucchan's to watch the chase.
"Shampoo no can do!" Shampoo said cheerfully. "Mirror is Amazon treasure!"
"It's mine!" Happosai protested. "I stole it fair and square."
"Well Shampoo steal fair and square back then!" Shampoo biihed the old pervert.
"Amazon treasure, eh?" Ukyou said, she turned back to face the store. "Konatsu could you watch the store for me a bit?"
"Hai, Ukyou-sama," Konatsu said. Ukyou stepped outside to join the chase.
******
Ryouga stretched as he woke up. Blinking he glanced around his campsite and thought about which direction would be the best to travel in order to find Akane and protect her from Ranma.
He turned around in time to see Shampoo bearing down on him. Luckily Shampoo saw him in time to divert her path away from him, and into a nearby puddle.
Next thing Ryouga knew, he was a pig caught in a bundle of clothes getting dragged by the Amazon's bike.
******
Shampoo shook her head in disgust as she thought about how she had finally managed to divert the perverted old gnome from following her. Of all the techniques she knew she had to resort to altering THAT one. At least it had worked, but she hoped no one ever heard about it.
Imagine if it got out that an Amazon had stooped to pointing and shouting. "Look it Jenny McCarthy!"
"At least now Shampoo go back in time and stop Panda-man from engaging Airen to other girls!" Shampoo boasted. Shampoo pulled out an onion and cut it, squeezing the juice into her eyes.
"Hold on, Sugar!" Ukyou shouted as the mirror's portal opened. "You ain't cutting me out that easy!!"
"Where you come from!" Shampoo shouted, before waiting for an answer she pedaled as fast as she could into the portal. Curiously enough the portal opening sounding curiously like "bwee."
((AN: yes, this is my one-shot fic "paradox" pasted together in several episodes))
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(Posted Sat, 19 Oct 2002 10:28)
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