"Where the hell are we!?" Ukyou shouted from behind her. Shampoo immediately started pedalling again. "Hey come back here with that mirror!"
"Bye bye Spatula-girl!" Shampoo laughed looking back. As she did, the bundle of cloth and pig caught on her bike seat finally caught in her bike spokes.
"AAIIEE!!"
"BWEE--erk!"
Shampoo was sent tumbling forward toward the ground. The Amazon barely stopped herself from falling into a pool.
Ukyou reached the bike and couldn't help stopping a moment to laugh at the Amazon as Shampoo sat catching her breath at the near disaster.
"I thought you were going bye bye," Ukyou snickered. Shampoo smiled evilly as she considered that Ukyou obviously had no idea where they were. She tucked the mirror into her pant suit and turned to face Ukyou, face angry again.
"Stupid spatula-girl!" she snapped. "Now Shampoo lose mirror in pool!!"
"WHAT!?" Ukyou demanded.
"We stuck here!" Shampoo snapped. "Now Violent-Girl only have to beat Rose-girl!"
Meanwhile Ryouga had found his way out of his clothes finally, and was wishing that his pig form and even a quarter of his normal resilience. At least he would be, if he weren't so punch drunk that coherent thought were nigh impossible.
"Why didn't you go in after it?" Ukyou demanded. Ryouga's gaze caught on the overall view and the shock of where he was snapped him out of his daze.
~Because this is JUSENKYO,~ Ryouga wanted to shout. Instead it was merely. "BWEE!!" Ukyou looked down.
"Oh look who you brought along for company, sugar," Ukyou snapped irritably. "Ain't that a kick, stuck who knows where with Akane's pet pig. Now why aren't you going in after the damn mirror?!"
"Spatula-girl think cat can grab mirror?" Shampoo asked. "You go in after mirror!"
"BweeBwee!" Ryouga squealed, frantically trying to stop Ukyou.
"Fine!" Ukyou growled. She shucked off her outer clothes and bandolier and then paused. This resulted in Ryouga ceasing his attempts to warn her, mostly because he had fainted. "Aren't you worried about me using it and leaving you back here?"
"Spatula-girl no how use mirror?" Shampoo asked. Ukyou paused a moment. The Amazon glanced at the pig and smirked. ~Two pains for price of one. Stupid Lost-Boy do nothing but mess up and get in way.~
"I see your point, Sugar," Ukyou said, she took a deep breath and dived into the pool, catching sight of a teenager running towards them, but dismissing the site.
As soon as Ukyou hit the water she knew something was wrong. She felt a sort of tingle run down her entire body. Somehow the pool felt much larger than it had appeared before. Then there was the way that everything seemed to be grey, but that might just have been the darkness.
Whatever it was, it spooked Ukyou enough to surface early and catch her breath. She came up in the middle of what seemed to be a lake in time to see the mirror portal closing. Ukyou growled as she fought to tread water in the inexplicably large lake.
"YIP!" Ukyou blinked and considered the sound that she had apparently just made.
The teenager she had seen earlier was fishing her out of the pool with a net. The young man was huge to her eyes, and everything was still grey. He was saying something in Chinese, but she wasn't hearing it even if she could understand.
Ukyou was still in shock as she, P-Chan and her clothes were gathered up by the teenager, and they were carried away.
******
Shampoo chuckled as she returned to where she had been when Ukyou had disrupted her trip. Now she could do it right. She got the onions ready again and...
"Ha!" Happosai chuckled as he held the mirror in his hand. "Thought you could fool me with the old Jenny McCarthy fake did you?"
"You give Shampoo back mirror!" Shampoo demanded. She lunged forward at the pervert.
"I don't think..." Happosai started, before slipping on a orange-spotted bandanna. "Whoops!"
Shampoo watched in horror as the mirror flew out of Happosai's hand and shattered against the pavement.
"Oh well," Happosai said. "That makes another time its been broken. No big loss."
"Stupid pervert!" Shampoo shouted. "You ruin Shampoo life with Airen!" And Shampoo proceeded to take out her frustrations on Happosai.
See other episodes by Thrythlind
(Posted Sat, 19 Oct 2002 10:32)
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