"Big Sister, how could you!?" Amelia Wil Tesla of the planet of Sairune advanced on Naga menacingly as the taller girl in brief, black, leather bikini cringed away.
"Now, look..." Naga bigsweated, waving her hands.
"Amelia," Ranko chided. "She's a Sith. Didn't you expect she would..."
"No, she's not a Sith." Amelia growled, putting hands on her hips. "She just enjoys acting that way. Really, I think the leather bikini at first was to attract guys, but it had the opposite effect. Then the real bad guys came along and assumed she was on their side and she's been too cowardly to tell them otherwise."
All eyes went to stare at Naga. "Is it true?"
"Yes, but..." Naga sputtered, cowering under the combined assault of eyes.
"All of it?" Ranko pressed the topic in disbelief.
"Every word." The black-clad Jedi flesh queen admitted.
"How come they didn't catch on?" Ranma scratched his head, wondering.
"Well, how come you guys didn't detect Count Dooka?" The fake-Sith retorted.
"You didn't have to TURN ME IN!!" Amelia shouted, body stiffening. "Is that how true allies of Justice are supposed to act?"
Naga, cringing, shook her head at her frightening little sister. A tinny voice squeaked from where she was trying to hide under her arms. "It was an accident. I didn't mean to, I swear!"
"All of that just because you couldn't get a guy?" Ranko crossed arms confidentally under her breasts. "Why didn't you ask? We could share my brother."
"Do you really mean that?" Naga was abruptly on her knees before Ranko, eyes glittering and face hopeful as she pressed her hands together as if in prayer. "He's always been the most studly Jedi, and I admit I'd never think you'd be willing to give even a part of him up to me!"
"Weeellll..." Ranma's sister turned her face partway aside. "I'm not going to share him with a slut queen. You've got to act more like your sister, and no fooling around with other men once you've got a share of mine! Buuutt... with those a few conditions like them..."
"Anything! ANYTHING!!" Naga promised, weeping tears of joy over clasped hands.
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