This time she had selected her target with great care and even greater caution.
Since subduing the last two martial artists had been so difficult and required several shots, this time she had arranged something else entirely.
"Look, Sayuri! A new Print Club booth!"
"That's odd, I don't remember one being here."
"Hey, I know what a Print Club otaku you are, Sayuri. Hmmm. OOOH They got a Gamera border!"
"That's nice," said Sayuri. She was admittedly into Print Club stickers, but it was Yuka who was the one into manga and such.
The two girls got into the booth, fed their money in, and...
WHANG!
"What's happening?!" "Let us out!"
Doctor Stein stood in front of the phony Print Club booth and gave an elegant bow as if to an invisible audience.
The problem, she had decided, was that she had used two psychos for her first two Dark Generals. Since both of them were unsuitable, she'd go with normal girls who were perfectly average specimens and empower them. Hauling the phony booth back to her lab, she used some sleeping gas to fill the compartment, then loaded up her two victims recruits. "La dee dee dum dee dum dee dee di dum, abra ka pocus. First the feline essence. For these two, my newest Dark Generals, as these are common girls I will use a common breed of cat and the same DNA source to make them twins! Siamese."
Crackle! Zap!
"Let's see now, they need to be powerful," said the Doctor to herself as she adjusted the machinery, not noticing the hand handing her ingredients was covered in soft pink fur. "So some Upsydaisyium, a dash of Element X, and three shonen tankubon! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hah! Ha?"
Doctor Stein shrugged after looking around. She was alone. In the reflection from that one machine it had briefly looked as if she had a pink tail. She scratched her head, then blinked repeatedly as it had felt as if there were TWO hands scratching her head. Again she looked around. Nope. No one there. How odd.
Ting!
Ready to see what her genius had unleashed, Doctor Stein pulled the lever!
"Hmmmmm?" "Prrrrrrrrr?"
Doctor Stein blinked and held her hands out. "COME OUT MY MINIONS! YOUR MISTRESS COMMANDS YOU!"
"Prrrrr?" "Rowl?"
Doctor Stein tried again. "COME TO ME, MY MINDLESS MINIONS!"
"We are Siamese if you please," (bom-pa-dum-da-dum)
"We are Siamese if you don't please." (bom-dum-bompa-dum).
Doctor Stein winced and covered her eyes as two slinky cat girls walked (bom-bom-bomp-a-dum) out of the Mk II Transformatron.
"Do you see a Mistress here?" asked the former Sayuri.
"Maybe not, or... maybe near?" responded the former Yuka. (bom-pa-dum-da-dum)
Wordlessly singing their song (bom-pa-dum-da-dum) the two slinky girls made their way around the lab.
"I AM YOUR MISTRESS, OBEY ME!" Doctor Stein demanded.
"If we must, we must," sang the former Sayuri.
"You has proof I trust," sang the former Yuka (bom-pa-dum-da-dum).
"Did I make your hips double jointed?" wondered the mad scientist as the two continued to walk around (bom-pa-dum-da-dum) keeping time to their now hummed tune and doing some hip action that had a fluidness that didn't seem possible.
"We are Siamese if you please, We are Siamese if you don't please." (bom-pa-dum-da-dum) The two sang in a nice harmony.
"This one is the Siam called Copycat," sang Sayuri.
"And this one is Siam call Motorcat," sang Yuka. (bom-pa-dum-da-dum)
"Maybe I should just hit the Tendo Dojo," mused Doctor Stein. "Get my revenge now and worry about the minions later."
"Do you think Akane needs be slap-ped down?" sang the former Sayuri.
"Think that maybe time stuff be coming round," agreed the former Yuka. (bom-pa-dum-da-dum)
Akane shivered for some completely unknown reason before she returned her attention to beating on pigtailed practice dummies.
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