"WHAAAAT!!!!" shouted Danielle Carter, AKA the Pink Avenger, as she heard the news that her friend (and sidekick) had gotten herself knocked up by the young man with the pointed ears and blond-spotted hair sitting next to Brittany Diggers, who happened to be named Ranma Saotome and a really hunky one besides. Her opinion of Ranma had gone rather south at that point. "You putrid punk! Face the wrath of the Pink Avenger for knocking up her sidekick, Cheetah!" she shouted drawing out a pickaxe-like affair from her backpack that she kept in place of those useless books.
Unfortunately, Ranma had been dealt a double-whammy. Not only was this pre-Saffron (heck, pre-KUNOU and therefore pre-Amaguriken) Ranma, and so in his human form was quite a bit slower than in much of the series, but he was also facing a pissed female seething much righteous feminine fury. As such, he was unable to dodge a strike of passion. The strike drove his head sharply downward.
*BONK!* *splut*
Right into his Taco Grande.
"Man, I'm gettin' real tired a' this..." Ranma drawled somewhat pained as his head was buried in his meal.
Brittany was instantly upon him, trying to ascertain his health. "Are you okay, Muffin?" she asked, concern plain in his voice.
"Nothin' hurt but my pride," he said, pulling his face out of the mess that had been his midday repast. Brittany grabbed a paper towel and began to clean him up with gentle loving care.
"Danni, I suggest in the future you don't beat up the father of my child," the Atlanta werecheetah admonished the future superhero.
"Sorry. I guess I kinda overreacted."
"No sweat," Ranma graciously accepted the appology. He had a strange feeling that he would get a lot more of this kind of thing had he'd fallen into a different pool.
"I take it you're not going to be in any condition for our superhero play, Cheets," Danielle said.
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