Danielle Carter sighed, but understood. "Yeah. You can't endanger an innocent child. But I have to tell you, the world of superheroes will miss you." Smirking, Danielle then corrected herself. "Or at least I will."
"I know you will." Britanny said. She gave Danielle a quick hug. "But we're still friends, right?"
"Of course!" Danielle said. "I wouldn't end my best frienship because you couldn't join me in my romps to protect Atlanta."
"Uh... Excuse me..." Ranma said, albeit hesitantly. He didn't want to annoy the blonde-girl further. "What do you mean by 'playing superhero'?"
A smile appeared on Britanny's lips. "I guess I never told you, did I? Ranma, Danni and I are Atlanta's greatest Superheroines."
Ranma blinked. "Really?"
"Yep!" Britanny answered. Smirking, she said, "Danielle is really The PINK AVENGER! Defender of the bullied! Advocate of Free Will! Plus, she's go a wicked double-drop-kick!"
Ranma's jaw dropped. "Seriously? A Superhero?"
"Yes!" Danielle answered. "And Britanny here is the CHEETAH! Able to leap playgrounds in a single bound! Faster than a speeding Corvette! And more powerful than four J.V. football players!"
Ranma blinked his eyes in shock. "I'm going to be marrying a superhero?"
"Superheroine." Britanny corrrected.
"And you knocked her up too. Damn, you're living a lot of fanboys' fantasies, Saotome." Danielle added with a knowing smirk. One which widened when she saw Ranma and Britanny blushing considerably.
"Pinkiiiiiiieeeeee..." Britanny groaned.
"Heh heh. Sorry, Cheets." Danielle apologized. "Couldn't help but want to stick it to this bum who knocked you up."
"Danni, he's not a bum." Britanny said. "He's a martial artist, and has been training in his art for a decade."
"A decade?" Danielle asked. "How old is he?"
"Sixteen." Ranma answered.
"Sixteen!?" Danielle repeated. "You mean to tell me you've been training as a martial artist since you were six!?"
"Pretty much." Ranma answered.
"You any good?" Danielle asked.
Now, the old Ranma would have been boasting about being the best at this point. Fortunately, with all the beatings he's gotten recently, it's more or less, knocked some sense into Ranma. "I'm pretty good." Ranma answered honestly.
"All right then." Danielle answered. A smirk appeared on her face. "Since you've had to make Brit retire from her career, how about you replace her?"
"Huh?" Ranma asked.
"I can see it now..." Dabielle said. Looking over at her friend, she asked, "Britanny, what do you think of this for Ranma... KARATE CHEETAH!"
"Karate Cheetah!?" Ranma repeated in shock.
"Karate Cheetah, hmm?" Britanny thought it over. "That ain't half bad."
Ranma blinked. "Ain't hald bad?"
"Think we can get Ranma into a skimpy costume?" Danielle asked.
"Skimpy costume!?" Ranma repeated.
Britanny smiled, a little lecherously. "Maybe."
"MAYBE!?" Ranma asked. This was all going so fast. Hell, he had NOT even asked to be a superhero. "Uh, Britanny?"
"Yes, Muffin?" Britanny answered, a smile on her face.
"Do I have to do this?" Ranma asked.
"Oh, please Ranma?" Britanny asked. "If you do, I'll let you see me in my, 'The Cheetah' costume..." Britanny then gave Ranma a suggestive wink.
Ranma shivered. It seemed like he was going to be 'Karate Cheetah' before the day was through.
"G-STRING!?"
"My sister. I just couldn't leave her alone."
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(Posted Thu, 12 Jun 2003 00:54)
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