"So you're requesting a delousing?" The guard, Etsuko "One Ton" Sanjuro looked thoughtful.
"Yes," agreed Nabiki. "In fact I insist on it." Might as well use her reputation. Kasumi would pick her up in the morning and then she could figure a way out of going to this reform school they'd picked out.
"Okay," said Officer Etsuko agreeably as some of Nabiki's cellmates began to snicker.
Kodachi spotted her pigtailed love from afar and rapidly approached.
K-ZAAAAAAAAAAAP!
"Good Pikachu! Even when the pervert isn't a guy you pick up on it quickly! Though she was going to bother Ranma and not me so it would have been okay anyway."
"Pika pi!"
Kodachi slowly lifted her head and beheld that the harridan (Akane Tendo) had some sort of odd creature in her hands who had apparently hit her with some sort of electric attack. She would have to feed it to Midorigame at some point in the near future.
"So, you can't do electric attacks? How would you defend me from nutjobs like that?" Ranma tactfully asked of his wolf.
"Like this, not that I think you need defending in such instances," said the wolf.
Kodachi rolled to her feet and began backing away. "Uhm. Nice doggie?"
The wolf seemed to gain size until it loomed over her, jaws slavering and opening wide to swallow her whole.
Kodachi was crazy. She was, however, not that crazy. ZOoooom!
"Well, all right then," said Ranma, stopping suddenly. "Hey. I gotta idea."
Cologne was rather happy with her purchase so far. Like Kasumi's Hotaru, there was just something innately likable about her new waitress.
"Wai! Wai!"
Nuku Nuku was showing every sign of being an ideal waitress. Within minutes of arriving at the Nekohanten, the bouncy android was being stared at by a number of male customers and had won over a few of the female customers with just sheer enthusiasm.
"Shampoo!" (GLOMP!) "I love you Shampoo! I... Shampoo, you've grown a little." (Squeeze squeeze).
"Auntie," Nuku Nuku asked Cologne, "what do Amazon do when boy do this?"
"The proper response to someone you don't know doing that is to demonstrate your fighting skills on them," Cologne informed the android.
"Oh," said Nuku. "Oh! I know! PLAYTIME!"
Mousse was just beginning to register that maybe Shampoo had not developed additional firmness and gotten slightly more padding when he was ripped loose of his grip and began a high speed rotation over the girl's head. Faster and faster he spun as a customer thoughtfully opened the door for the waitress. His friends merely took bets on where Mousse would come down.
"Nuku Nuku airplane spin!" With that perky announcement, Nuku Nuku increased the speed to the point where Mousse was actually generating a fair imitation of a wind tunnel fan, and then turned him loose.
"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII," exclaimed Mousse as he wondered what he'd done to upset Shampoo, "EEEEEEEEEEEEE", as he passed the city boundaries, "EEEEEEEEEE", as he passed a very startled group of geese, "EEEEEEEE!" (THWAM!) And finally as he impacted an Air France liner on its way to Paris.
Shampoo frowned throughtfully as she saw the flight dwindle off into the distance with Mousse, finally turning to Nuku Nuku and:
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