"Unnn," said Nuku Nuku with a nod. "Nuku is trainee. Mistress Cologne say maybe adopt into Amazon tribe. Nuku Nuku happy!"
Shampoo frowned. "You is making fun of way Shampoo talk?!"
Nuku Nuku scratched her head. "Nuku Nuku not understand."
Shampoo gritted her teeth. "Shampoo not care for uppity girls who make fun of Shampoo!"
Nuku Nuku nodded. "Nuku Nuku can understand. Nuku Nuku same way. Oh! Table three ready to order!" Zooom!
Shampoo stopped herself from grinding her teeth. She'd just have to outdo this girl!
Kodachi stalked as the Tendos and the chef-girl (and the tall girl) parted at the Tendo dojo. She'd just sneak into the room with these paralysis poisoned roses, past some startled little pig that looked vaguely familiar and lay in wait for that harridan and the little yellow...
"PIKA!"
Kodachi stopped absolutely still. Slowly her head moved to regard the pink pudgy thing and the approaching Akane Tendo, who had apparently decided to go straight to her room. "...oh dear..."
"PIKA CHUUUUUUUU!" Zap! Crackle! Pop!
"Good Pikachu!" praised Akane as she watched a bouquet of black roses in Kodachi's hand discharge a cloud of powder. As Kodachi's skeleton seemed to flash briefly into visibility and her hair looked like she'd gotten a cheap perm and a massive case of "the frizzies." As the paralyzed Kodachi fell over leaving a little smoke trail. "Good Pikachu!"
"Piiika!" Pikachu squealed delightedly as his owner scratched him behind an ear.
As a pillow had fallen over him, the paralyzed P-chan only caught glimpses of the events and heard something scampering around as Akane went into "baby talk" to her NEW PET?!
"That's a good Pikachu, isn't he! Yes he is! Yes he is! Now let me just put out the trash, fortunately she left the window open." Thud! "There we go! Oh don't worry. She's a Kuno. A little fall like that is nothing."
"Pi pi pi pika!"
"Hmmm. What name should I give you. You're a Pikachu, so maybe Pi-chan? Pika-chan? Jean Luc Pikachu? No, that'd just encourage Azusa."
"Pi pika pi pi pi pikachu!"
Little tear trails appeared on P-chan's cheeks. Akane had another pet?! How could...
It had to be RANMA'S FAULT!
"Whoa," said Ranma. "Deja vu. I just got one of those chills."
"Hmmm," said Fenris.
"Sempai, are you ready?" Hotaru asked as she stood at the far end of the dojo.
"Begin," said Fenris.
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